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  1. Tfw confusing commit wording like "switch to switch statement"

    Friday, 06-Nov-15 22:34:20 UTC from web
    • "I've only seen the memes" -a coworker

      Friday, 06-Nov-15 22:02:06 UTC from web
      • My coworkers want me to start wearing my hair in a man bun and all I can think of is "what's a man bun I've never styled my fair in my life"

        Friday, 06-Nov-15 18:44:15 UTC from web
      • Holla holla get do "Hey Tim can I borrow $200"

        Friday, 06-Nov-15 14:05:18 UTC from web
      • "By the way, if Square doesn't add voiceovers to Final Fantasy 9, I'm committing suicide. I hate text."

        Friday, 06-Nov-15 14:10:23 UTC from web
        • I'm just gonna sleep early today. I never sleep well on worknights because I wake up constantly throughout the night watching the time on my phone.

          Friday, 06-Nov-15 03:34:06 UTC from web
        • https://i.imgur.com/cNoKscP.jpg

          Friday, 06-Nov-15 01:14:22 UTC from web
        • That post I just repeated reminds me of work

          Friday, 06-Nov-15 00:34:58 UTC from web
        • Good night my pantries

          Friday, 06-Nov-15 00:36:21 UTC from web
        • Black Hole Sun, won't you come!

          Friday, 06-Nov-15 00:14:12 UTC from web
        • install or not install? Gentoo

          Thursday, 05-Nov-15 23:01:11 UTC from oracle.skilledtests.com
        • I almost fell over trying to stand on the spinning chair

          Thursday, 05-Nov-15 22:21:51 UTC from web
        • I ate two lunches today and my boss said that if I have a third I need to clock out for it

          Thursday, 05-Nov-15 22:15:49 UTC from web
        • Wow is this site really that sl- no wait someone just repeated an old post of mine

          Thursday, 05-Nov-15 14:08:27 UTC from web
          • Speaking of eloquent, the framework that my work uses is probably the most pretentious set of code I've ever seen.

            Thursday, 05-Nov-15 04:11:23 UTC from web
            • What's the word for someone who's good at talking

              Thursday, 05-Nov-15 04:02:48 UTC from web
            • I hope Matt has a rawst berry nearby

              Thursday, 05-Nov-15 03:41:55 UTC from web
              • I hope Matt has some burn heal

                Thursday, 05-Nov-15 03:37:03 UTC from web
                • someone ship me some incense I'm using way too much

                  Thursday, 05-Nov-15 01:15:36 UTC from web
                • Remember how I ordered the garlic chicken "very spicy"? It wasn't spicy at all

                  Wednesday, 04-Nov-15 21:03:51 UTC from web
                  • One of my coworkers had the rest of us go through his assessment for QA and someone copy-pasted the answer to one of the exercises from the internet

                    Wednesday, 04-Nov-15 20:48:44 UTC from web
                  • Local Red Destroys Butthole in Front of All of His Coworkers

                    Wednesday, 04-Nov-15 17:21:41 UTC from web
                  • I ordered the spicy garlic chicken knowing full well I'm gonna destroy my mouth in front of all of my coworkers and it's going to be amazing

                    Wednesday, 04-Nov-15 17:20:52 UTC from web
                  • Oh god they wanna KEEP ONE OF THEM kill me now

                    Wednesday, 04-Nov-15 14:44:39 UTC from web
                  • The cat tried to attack the puppies and as awful as that is I'm a terrible enough person to grin to myself about it

                    Wednesday, 04-Nov-15 14:24:24 UTC from web
                  • Bob Barker always said to spay and neuter your pets but my family didn't listen

                    Wednesday, 04-Nov-15 14:23:07 UTC from web
                    • There are more dogs than people in this house now and as a cat person I am very distraught

                      Wednesday, 04-Nov-15 14:12:33 UTC from web
                    • I died once in PMD Blue Rescue Team and lost literally my entire inventory and all of my items. Cool game

                      Wednesday, 04-Nov-15 04:28:51 UTC from web
                    • Furthermore, I resent how the ever-improving state of computer hardware seems to be accompanied and offset by an ever-increasing amount of sloppy, inefficient code. If spaghetti falls out of your pockets, fine. If spaghetti falls out of your program, I hate you!

                      Wednesday, 04-Nov-15 02:32:13 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                    • Dude, I caught a real live tinfoil hatter on an IRC channel

                      Wednesday, 04-Nov-15 02:33:43 UTC from web