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I’m being investigated at work over an allegation that everyone knows is totally bogus, and now the guy is saying he doesn’t want them to check the cameras. Gee, I wonder why.
Thursday, 05-Dec-19 21:47:18 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation Try not to get fired.
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@drinkingpony I went in to give my side of the story shortly after posting that, the investigation’s over now. I urged them to check the cameras but they were able to close it just on the merits of my unprepared story (I was caught pretty much off-guard when I came into work this morning) just lined up better than the customer’s story, which I’m sure he rehearsed to himself over and over before he came in.
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Yo are we banning twitch streamers because their dogs showed up and started sniffing their crotch on camera? Aight internet, Imma head out, that’s papayaing stupid.
Thursday, 05-Dec-19 18:58:05 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation I wish I had the remaining capacity to believe you were joking
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I was bored, I spend some time trying to learn what is what in that. I am sorry to say @mrmattimation was not exactly forthcoming with the information. Unless if dogs sniffing crotches is a more common occurrence. @scribus It is WAY more complicated than that.
In short. Alinity posted a video of Luna ( her dog ) sniffing her cooch for a good 8 seconds while she was doing some sort of yoga position on Twitter. Then later deleted it off of twitter, but it was also on her Twitch, which she apparently did not delete or deleted WAY later. this was in week 48 of 2019. Then in week 49 suddenly PETA started to "Demand" that she was going to be banned. She was never banned.
My sources, pretty much, Discord, http://rainbowdash.net/url/875365 http://rainbowdash.net/url/875366 PETA's twitter, This streamer's twitter & twitch.
But we still need some sort of exterminators to come over "Yeah, we have what we professionals call a 'THOT infestation' going on"
Oh, also NSFW warning, not really sure.
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@drinkingpony PETA gonna PET, I guess
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I dunno how unpopular an opinion this is, but I think the straight man in any comedy scene is 100x funnier if he just doesn’t say anything.
Wednesday, 04-Dec-19 08:40:20 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation Oh yes, I agree. The moment I hear that the person tapping jokes takes it up the chocolate highway is the moment I can truely laugh at their jokes.
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@mrmattimation Kevin Smith has done well with it, but Bob Newhart made a career of being a solo straight man, so I think there's a spectrum of wiggle room.
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We’re entering the home stretch on our way to Election Day and I dunno about the rest of America, but I’M closing my eyes and plugging my ears until it’s all over.
Wednesday, 04-Dec-19 01:17:01 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation With all due respect, I think you are somehow doing what you are doing in the reverse order ?
I mean I like putting my eggs in my favorite basket as much as the next lazy hen. But you kinda want to return to see the work you do actually do pay off. What if I chose the Beto basket up early ?
Not to mention that EVERYONE ( and their mum ) are extremely on edge because of the seasonal festivities and the outside cold.
Besides, the time untill Januari 20th 2021 is a LONG one to cover your ears and plug your eyes.Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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RIP Kamala Harris, now Joe Biden won’t have anyone to argue about who locked up more people
Wednesday, 04-Dec-19 00:20:58 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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I’m gonna go ahead and tell people at work tomorrow that I look exhausted because of all the sex I’ve been having, and NOT because I spent several hours in virtual reality instead of sleeping
Tuesday, 03-Dec-19 07:49:37 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation Virtual sex is still sex I guess. So I guess technically it would not be lying.
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I know I’m behind the times but SUPERHOT VR is a batcaveing blast.... I’m super sweaty from all of the moving around though
Tuesday, 03-Dec-19 07:45:14 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Old Chinese guy who threatened to sue me a few weeks back came in today looking for vitamins that help with your memory. He must need them, because he asked me three separate times where the vitamins were. Then he tried to pay with the gift card I offered him a few weeks back, but he didn’t have the gift card, just an activation slip. I told him there isn’t enough information on the activation slip for me to charge the gift card, he tells me he never got a gift card. I tell him, sir, you’re holding the activation slip for the gift card. He says “you lie to me, i not lie to you, you mistreat customers, you bad man” and leaves. One of the more bizarre things to happen to me this week.
Monday, 02-Dec-19 07:37:49 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation Oof, rough day.
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The President is so innocent he’s refusing to let anyone say so under oath
Monday, 02-Dec-19 01:09:26 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Hitman 2 is probably one of the best games of all time
Sunday, 01-Dec-19 02:20:47 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation 2002 or 2018 ?
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@drinkingpony 2018, it scratches every possible satisfying itch in my brain
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Almost comical how the GOP is having a hard time finding a candidate to fill the Senate Ethics Committee chairmanship vacancy.
Saturday, 30-Nov-19 20:02:15 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation Senate rule XXV. It comes up every few years, the laughter I mean. Barbara Boxer and Pat Robert's cases specfically. Eventually they'll find some poor sodding excuse to bend the rules a wee bit or some poor excuse for a politician to dump there for a while. The ones that stand out in the game of politics do not stay in there for long. Look at Mitch McConnell or Harry Reid. Gotta climb up that ladder somehow. Even if that means, to quote Dinozzo from NCIS from the start of season six "Being the only cop on a Carrier isn't in any way a 'fun' thing to do, especially for this salary".
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Welp, I own a VR headset now.
Saturday, 30-Nov-19 03:50:55 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation That's fun, too. Ooh! Or, get a drone, and then run through an obstacle course while you watch yourself from a 3rd POV. It's super disorienting.
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@scribus That heavily depends on the person really. Heck I have a friend who did a drone obstacle course like that and behaved like a pro. I also have a friend who nearly fell off of her chair after 2 minutes of playing Mario Kart on a huge projector screen.
I have a suspicion that it has something to do with how fast you become queezy after sitting on a merry-go-round.
I believe Brainiac did something like that YEARS ago.Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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You know the scene in racing movies where you're coming in to the finish line, and you get a flat tire, then you spin out and hit the wall and get airborne and land on your nose and spin a couple times, finally ending up facing the wrong way on the infield? Yeah, my #NaNoWriMo project did that to me at 40,000.
Friday, 29-Nov-19 18:05:01 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Is there a program of some kind where I can give the dimensions of a room and add reverb to audio based on the calculations of those dimensions
Thursday, 28-Nov-19 20:56:31 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation Ehh, I guess you want http://rainbowdash.net/url/875357 or https://www.roomeqwizard.com/
But just know that the way that you placed your couch affects the whole calculation of the first so, quite useless unless if you like empty rooms.Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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I left my phone at a Best Buy in the next town over for four hours for a super simple screen replacement and I came back and they told me to drive to the hellmouth that is Reston, Virginia, which is a seven hour drive away from me (approx. two miles), because my phone is one millimeter too big to fit in their fancy machine they use to pull screens off. I despise the Geek Squad, they have literally never helped me with anything.
Thursday, 28-Nov-19 04:53:21 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation Aw man I wish I had one of those fancy screen pulling machines. Doing it by hand is just a non-option unless if you want the thing to look worse than when you started, especially if you call it 'super simple'
Unless if you like bubbles, in which case, post pictures :D
Seriously though, I wish you goodluck with the whole ordeal and if possible, look into the option to mail it in.Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Wednesday, 27-Nov-19 08:35:29 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation He looks like a giant sneezed on him.
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hey buddy you're hogging the equipment http://rainbowdash.net/url/875351
Wednesday, 27-Nov-19 08:11:08 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Wednesday, 27-Nov-19 08:09:46 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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wall street etc http://rainbowdash.net/url/875349
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Wednesday, 27-Nov-19 07:46:52 UTC from web -
I have a coworker whose name sounds like Scooby Doo trying to pronounce lady parts.
Wednesday, 27-Nov-19 04:17:18 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation Dolores?
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@mrmattimation Oh. I had actually thought Regina, haha. Wrong anyway. :p
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man i have no idea what "99 Luftballons" is about but it sure is catchy. sure do hope it's not some bizarre nazi apple, can't really trust those germans these days
Tuesday, 26-Nov-19 07:37:03 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation It is a protest song against the cold war.
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@drinkingpony pretty sure it’s about invading Poland or whatever Germans do for fun
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@mrmattimation What germans do for fun ? Same as me, drink a lot of alcohol while dressed in funny dresses and making a lot of puns about weiners.
Oh, and dancing.
http://rainbowdash.net/url/875346
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99 red balloons, blitzkrieg france and steal their art
Tuesday, 26-Nov-19 07:43:20 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Tuesday, 26-Nov-19 07:34:24 UTC from web
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Alcohol infused hot take :
Well if the Washington Post now openly calls Obama a Conservative, think of what that means for a second. It means that the best stabled horse in the DNC is way too far to the right of what the DNC wants themselves.
I wonder what is next. Are they going to throw him out ? Or throw allegories at him as they chant "We know why you did not fix racism, You right wing asshole !" Obviously not, but just think for a second, how crazy is that, Obama a conservative...
I sure hope he was not a conservative when going up against John McCain. I mean, what would he be by this measuring stick ? My money is somewhere in between a Inquisitor from the W40K universe and a big wooden T in someone's backyard, that might be on fire.
I hope you all can get a chuckle out of this. Except that article, no, that article is real I'm afraid.Sunday, 24-Nov-19 23:46:35 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation Yeahh... There are 2 ways that could go. Either you never knew who the most Liberal American president in the past 100 years was and do not care, or you are going to give the same answer regarding who won the German federal election in 1933.
But who cares right ? this was all way before you were born.
I disagree to that fully. To know what do or think in the now you must realize how things got to be in that position in the first place. Else you might as well try to make a car with square wheels.
And I am sorry for invoking godwins law on this one but you really should know your classics if you want to even approach something like calling Obama a Conservative. Heck, you can go all the way and call Al Gore a Reactionary if you want words to lose all meaning.Jonathan Chouinard likes this. -
@drinkingpony it ain’t that deep chief, you gotta chill the banana out before you injure yourself reaching that far
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@mrmattimation http://rainbowdash.net/url/875342
Boo, he bad, take him away !
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Other than that he’s history’s greatest monster
Monday, 25-Nov-19 20:40:59 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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They should make a new Sonic cartoon show but instead of making him a sleek anime character they should just put him back in the 90s. Make him round and short and stumpy and make him stretch like a rubber band. Throw out the model sheets, too.
Monday, 25-Nov-19 07:43:35 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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I like watching older cartoons with CGI on Hulu because they’re USUALLY upscaled to HD (or somewhere close, it’s reasonably easy to do with film without notable quality loss, see: 90s-era Simpsons episodes on FX), but obviously most digital elements were created to adhere to TVs BEFORE high definition picture was a thing, so unless they completely re-render and re-composite everything you’re always gonna have goofy-looking scenes where Sonic, lines mostly-crisp, is standing next to a PS2-model robot with aliased, pixelated outlines.
Monday, 25-Nov-19 07:35:21 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Let's re-dub some foreign public domain animation with batbanana original scripts
Monday, 25-Nov-19 02:34:53 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation Exactly. It's a proven formula, I just can't afford Hanna-Barbera or Super Sentai rights.
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You know, on account of a “leftist” policy in America is just believing in giving Americans half of what other countries have already had for decades.
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