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  1. Three weeks of work: https://youtu.be/TKGld5rtpeA !vgp !art #

    Thursday, 31-Oct-19 05:27:17 UTC from web
  2. Everytime I look at the inner workings of current day America I am both amazed and amused just a little bit more.

    Imagine telling your political rival that she is a Russian asset ( and then the Republican fubar story bending ) only to see your political rival hit over 2% in the DNC approved polls so you get see her be on the debate.

    I might be REALLY late to draw that conclusion but it took a while for me to figure out how the DNC polling actually works.

    But I am probably boring you all to death with stuff like this, I just had to laugh when I found out how the boomerang effect actually worked in this :)

    Thursday, 31-Oct-19 13:46:27 UTC from web
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    • @mrmattimation Dammit Matt, if you are about to say something so ridiculously funny warn me first. Now I have to clean the splatter damage from my monitor.

      Next thing you are going to tell me that Hillary was not a political rival to Obama back in 2008 either ( 128 delegates too short, you know what I am talking about )

      But I know what is wrong here. Go look up the definition of the word 'Rival' and then get back to me.

      Oh for the love of... now I have streaks all over my monitor.

      Friday, 01-Nov-19 00:57:13 UTC in context
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    • @drinkingpony Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama were literally running against each other you weak-chinned gimp, I don’t know why you think you, as a non-American, are the authority on American politics because you read a copy of the NY Post on reddit two years ago, especially when you keep spouting blatantly untrue bullgrape that plays straight into alt-right gaslighting strategies. Not only are Clinton and Gabbard not even in the same race, if they were Gabbard STILL would be polling below 5%, I hate Hillary Clinton but even I’m not blind and stupid enough to think that Clinton and Gabbard are ANYWHERE in the same league. At least Bernie Sanders was liked by more than two people, Gabbard is a god damn joke over here, she is not ahead or even competing in ANY state primary contest, she’s even losing in her own home state, she’s the kind of brain dead moron who’s asking wage slaves to talk to their managers because her turkey wasn’t cut exactly one eight of an inch at the deli.

      Friday, 01-Nov-19 02:47:56 UTC in context
    • @mrmattimation If Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama were running against eachother that makes them rivals. If someone in your 'group' calls you out for doing or being bad, then you are rivals too.

      Also, I keep spouting blatantly untrue bullgrape ? Have you ever looked into a mirror ? Also I hope Reddit dies since it is nothing but a circlejerk.

      Gaslighting not a tool of the alt-right. It is being employed as a tool by all political sides.

      You are blind if you do not see the relevance of being called a something by a super ( Oh but she is not running, so it is ohkay *eyeroll* )

      I do not care if she does not stand a chance, I find it hilarious that someone can make a comeback from the brink of falling off the radar by a FUBAR by HRC.

      I am afraid I know nothing about her Turkey though. Only thing I know about Turkey is a recent vote in the House of Representatives about acknowledging a genocide. But I would be surprised if Tulsi knows anything about that, even though that is her job.

      Friday, 01-Nov-19 10:33:12 UTC in context
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  3. If Gabbard is intent on wasting her time fighting somebody who isn’t even on the ballot, that’s her choice, though. Doesn’t change the fact that she will never be President.

    Thursday, 31-Oct-19 21:13:42 UTC from web
  4. I wish we’d just take party labels off of politicians and just let their policy do the talking. In 2018 very progressive ballot initiatives were voted in by the people on the same day that the same state elected Trump Republicans.

    Thursday, 31-Oct-19 02:40:04 UTC from web
  5. The Outer Worlds looks like Fallout 3 when you’re in a conversation, but I suspect people are just gonna ignore that.

    Wednesday, 30-Oct-19 18:34:02 UTC from web
    • TIME TO PRELOAD RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 BAYBEEEEEEE

      Wednesday, 30-Oct-19 18:10:46 UTC from web
      • What is going on in California ? I know little to nothing about the electricity infrastructure but aparently it is blacking out WAY too much.

        Does it have anything to do with them not using the superior 230V format ?

        Monday, 28-Oct-19 09:22:01 UTC from web
      • ‪Good job, Nats fans, you probably made the President strike his wife. Talk about inconsiderate. ‬

        Monday, 28-Oct-19 08:52:07 UTC from web
        • I feel like if we’re going to hear the President say he’s resigning, it’s probably shortly after a hypothetical scenario in which an entire baseball stadium chants “lock him up” with him in attendance, right?

          Monday, 28-Oct-19 08:02:29 UTC from web
          • Ok. THIS is a Lionel Hutz move. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875280

            Friday, 25-Oct-19 19:43:22 UTC from web
            • A three-way race with Tulsi running as an independent probably is the precursor to a Democrat being elected President (see: 1992)

              Friday, 25-Oct-19 06:23:37 UTC from web
              • @mrmattimation But Ross Perrot ran on a platform closer to Bush's than Clinton's to the point where he endorced the republicans in 2000 and beyond. ( Also in 1992 he did not recieve any electoral college votes, but it was still considdered to have divided the voting public to a degree where Bush lost that year )

                Tulsi Gabbard was the vice chair of the DNC and did Democratic 'things' before that. So instead of snooping off of the Republican votes ( like the 1992 Perot example ), she will snoop off the Democrat votes.

                Remember when Trump had to sign an accord with the GOP that he would not run as independant ? Looks like "the worm has turned" to mangle a phraise.

                So yeah, Tulsi, if you want to see Trump 2020 succeed. DO IT !

                Friday, 25-Oct-19 11:41:42 UTC in context
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            • Somehow not surprising that Tulsi Gabbard primary supporters have a net negative favorability for every single other Democratic candidate (including Bernie, at negative thirty percent). If Hillary Clinton is right in that she’s being groomed for a third party run, she’s a pretty bad candidate to groom, since it seems current Tulsi supporters are probably more likely to vote for Trump in a two-way race.

              Friday, 25-Oct-19 06:21:55 UTC from web
              • It seems like our router was hijacked or something, but I honestly have no idea. My phone said I needed to sign in, which redirected to a URL lushka (dot) ml (slash) captive, which seems like it may have been a Mastodon instance at some point? Now it's just Nginx with the default "I'm Nginx!" webpage.

                Thursday, 24-Oct-19 06:06:15 UTC from web
              • ...Hutz specifically is on my mind because the voice I’m doing for one of the Swole Foods regulars is just a Phil Hartman impersonation and I was practicing the voice today.

                Thursday, 24-Oct-19 00:59:25 UTC from web
                • Lionel Hutz would be a better defense attorney than Rudy Giuliani.

                  Thursday, 24-Oct-19 00:55:11 UTC from web
                • If the 2020 Democrat does not use “Make America Great Again” as her slogan, the comedian in me will force me to vote against her in protest of missing such an easy opportunity.

                  Tuesday, 22-Oct-19 19:46:48 UTC from web
                • Am I even a comedian anymore? Everything I write is really depressing now.

                  Tuesday, 22-Oct-19 19:55:49 UTC from web
                  • It’s another one of those stare-at-the-ceiling-because-you’re-too-sad-to-sleep nights

                    Tuesday, 22-Oct-19 07:25:21 UTC from web
                  • ...and also, the store closes in fifteen minutes, how many cashiers do you want me to have??

                    Monday, 21-Oct-19 02:49:42 UTC from web
                    • Just had a customer complain to me about how I was being “cheap” by replacing two of my cashiers with automated self serve machines. First of all, I’M being cheap? Second of all, we have the same amount of cashiers we always did. You just saw the extra self scans and assumed I deleted two real people to compensate.

                      Monday, 21-Oct-19 02:45:24 UTC from web
                    • You are not a doctor at Johns Hopkins, ma’am

                      Sunday, 20-Oct-19 22:12:05 UTC from web
                      • This customer smells terrible

                        Sunday, 20-Oct-19 22:08:59 UTC from web
                        • Trying to figure out if Cesar Milan can exist in Swole Foods

                          Sunday, 20-Oct-19 05:40:27 UTC from web
                        • Really loving the sass this editor gave another editor on the GTA wiki http://rainbowdash.net/url/875272

                          Saturday, 19-Oct-19 06:55:27 UTC from web
                          • I think it’s really, really, really, really funny that Tulsi Gabbard felt the need to defend herself before Hillary Clinton specifically named her. She was really vague about it. Could have been anyone. Tulsi assumed it was her.

                            Saturday, 19-Oct-19 00:52:16 UTC from web
                            • It’s a two-double-quarter-pounders-for-dinner kinda night

                              Friday, 18-Oct-19 04:11:19 UTC from web
                              • Tulsi Gabbard: The DNC is treating me unfairly. Everyone likes Elizabeth Warren, nobody likes me. :(
                                Democrats: Yo mango this Elizabeth Warren chick

                                Thursday, 17-Oct-19 04:18:50 UTC from web
                                • is this site dead?

                                  Thursday, 17-Oct-19 02:12:02 UTC from web
                                • My NES pixel art skills do an incredible job of making you feel like you're playing an authentic Intellivision rerelease of an Atari game. !vgp

                                  Thursday, 17-Oct-19 01:53:20 UTC from web
                                  • Just got an iiiiiinteresting email. This Swole Foods short might come in handy.

                                    Wednesday, 16-Oct-19 19:02:18 UTC from web