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if Guy Fawkes were alive today he would (have tried to) shoot up a school
Saturday, 05-Nov-16 18:56:30 UTC from web -
obama has been eating crayons
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I watched @mrmattimation's Undertale video earlier today and it was pretty cool.
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v for vore
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@tiffany It changed my life by exposing me to viewpoints and ideas I'd never even heard before
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@mrmattimation pokemon only go up to stage 3 but ash reached stage 4
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Zip zop wop, boopity bop,
"I'm Bill Cosby," I told the cop.
Even Cliff Huxtable wouldn't defend me,
For how much I hurt those families. -
I'm R. Kelly, I keep it hot in the kitchen,
I did wrong, this is my admission.
If I could turn back the hands of time,
I wouldn't have committed these awful crimes.
I used to play professional sport,
so I hope prison has a basketball court.
I've made my mistakes, more than a couple,
so here's a remix of the sex offender shuffle.Saturday, 29-Oct-16 21:40:18 UTC from web -
all the attractive eastern european women can't marry eastern european men because they are all shipped to donald trump
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A skeleton with a tongue is sick and cringey but a skeleton that can somehow wink with bone eyelids is super OK
Friday, 28-Oct-16 10:36:18 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation They wouldn't succeed so it's fine
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@mrmattimation i like how he just declared all was well just because he wanted to stop the argument he started
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@mrmattimation baby kitty, 300 DOLLARS, Dog 100 DOLLARS, murderous black widow spider very poisonous be careful with it 15 dollars.
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I mango My Pants In VR And You Wouldn't Believe What Happened To My Pants In Real Life
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@rw its so papayaing trivializing to actual sexual assault victims to call this sexual assault honestly its too early for me to get sincerely upset
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@vriska @mrmattimation I can only assume it was meant as a self-harming behaviour.
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@mrmattimation B^U
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@vriska when a community upholds free speech as a perfect virtue it creates an environment where all ideas are assumed to be equal, and that breeds kiwitiness. IMO free speech is a myth, and some ideas and ideologies have no place in discourse
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homecuck
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@mrmattimation it was almost certainly SLC you were thinking of. still lvove u matt.
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Hm, maybe I should unblock fl0wn
https://sealion.club/notice/1370750
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@tiffany WOSH U GENITALS
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@mrmattimation prob cuz its well made and is nothing like standard undertale fanwork ( meaning that its good and not about bananaing skeletons)
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@mrmattimation the twin dark souls
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@mrmattimation someone's projecting
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[After a few seconds of Ad-lib Dialogue from Trump, Mayor McCheese begins to respond, but Trump interrupts him by taking a huge bite of him during his time.]
TV Announcer: Ooh, poor move from Mr. Trump. That's definitely going to hurt his standings in the polls.
[camera cuts to PETER, CHRIS and BRIAN back on the couch.]
Peter: Aw geeze. This is worse than that time I had to poop during debate class in the 8th grade!
[FLASHBACK of Peter making funny faces as he holds in a papaya during a very passionate speech against reproductive rights.]
Brian: Well at least Trump isn't eating his own words for a change.
[THEME SONG] -
[COLD OPENING]
[PETER, CHRIS, and BRIAN are sitting on the couch watching TV.]
TV ANNOUNCER: We now take you live back to the presidential debate!
[THE CAMERA REVEALS DONALD TRUMP DEBATING WITH MAYOR MCCHEESE]
