Notices by Zenneth (zennx), page 6
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@tiffany jokes on you, I'm immortal
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@mrmattimation man, and I thought I was the biggest perv in here
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:b:illiards
Saturday, 06-May-17 21:44:28 UTC from web -
@thelastgherkin Maybe she's just evil and you calling her misunderstood is causing her to have a lower self-esteem relating to her ability to express herself clearly
WE'RE HERE, WE'RE EVIL DEAL WITH IT GET papayaED -
@mrmattimation so what, just cause they are a minority it's not PC to make fun of them?
shame on you Matt
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@mrmattimation ...did you completely destroy your wrist or does it just look absolutely magled kuz of the perspective?
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@mrmattimation in joy?
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@tiffany it better be a bouquet of flowers, kuz otherwise NO DATE
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@tiffany We can smell your lies tiff
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@adiwan Time to butcher a timeless classic is it?
guess I'll do my part and do an edit of Silence of the Lambs where every noun is replaced with "Zug-Zug the dispoiled" and 30 seconds after a location change the screen gets a Sin City filter for exactly 4 frames and Wakko Warner is on the 2nd frame of the effect, on the background -
@tiffany see, that "AND" right there is thinning your chances
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My week so far:
>Aunt, Uncle and cousins (Sam & the twins) come over for 1 week vacation
>me and Myra take Aunt and Uncle to the river for a swim
>return at night
>Sam is in tears
>one of the twins managed to drop a hammer on her laptop and now it won't turn on
>do the usual check up
>it's a HDD problem (probably dead, most likely boot sectors are damaged)
>take a 4h drive and buy a new Hard Drive, no HDD of equal size at shop, decide to take an SSD instead
>install SSD, it shows signs of life
>all systems nominal, only damage was on HDD (and a dent on the case, but it's metallic so I can buff it out later)
>install old HDD on a external case (bought at store)
>chkdsk; attempt to recover data;
>no data is recoverable, but the HDD will probably be usable as an external from now on
somehow the hammer landed on the laptop just right so it would only cause a surge and wipe it clean
It's was a million-to-one chance
mfw I remember million-to-one chances happen nine-times-out-of-ten -
So, I've first heard "I can't fix you" by The Living Tombstone around February this year, but I only say the MV today... damn, that's some potent imagery...
Reminds me a lot of The AnimatrixThursday, 06-Apr-17 23:56:18 UTC from web -
@actualrudolph Well that just doesn't compute at all
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@critialcloudkicker if Facebook is all it takes to break a friendship then it wasn't very solid to begin with, that or Gary needs to stop spamming his friends with Farmville invites...
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is anyone else spending New Years studying for a Statistics Test?
KUZ I AM
and it sucks fat chodesSaturday, 01-Apr-17 19:27:44 UTC from web -
Changed sister's gf's alarm sound for a ear rape version of the Spongebob theme #winning #Aprilfools #HappyNewYear
Saturday, 01-Apr-17 14:51:26 UTC from web -
@tiffany dude, just bring booze, and don't forget to scrub in first
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@tiffany you should totally crash the operation
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RIP club penguin
Thursday, 30-Mar-17 19:44:00 UTC from web -
Sister's GF just learned my sister used to have bangs till late highschool, she's laughing hysterically at the photo
if she keeps this up for much longer we're gonna need to make her breathe into a bag
she's seriously gonna hurt herselfTuesday, 28-Mar-17 19:40:27 UTC from web -
@tiffany WHERE? IN YOUR BOOT?
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@tiffany now without the ritualistic devices you don't
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@thelastgherkin but did they go?
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I just heard someone narrate a Harry Potter smutfic
I am not suffering through this alone and I love my sister too much to taint her mind with this horrible thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzI0rpH3ydQ
WARNING: VERY #NSFW IncludesSaturday, 25-Mar-17 13:00:24 UTC from web -
@thelastgherkin also, how much potassium does He-Man need
Kuz he just bought like 2 shopping carts full of bananas
"How do I keep up my rockin' bod?
Bananas, just bananas, literally nothing else.
I eat 'em, drink 'em, snort 'em, inject them, liquefy them and press them against my eye balls, I bathe in a bathtub filled with mashed bananas, and of course I shove them up my butt" -
@thelastgherkin jesus FrankerZing backdoor christ WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH?
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@mrmattimation make another mean haha
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@mushi SMILE AND WAVE
DO NOT PANIC
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Meerkat babies are called pups
Why are they not called Meerkittens?
WHAT KIND OF MORON LET THIS HAPPEN?!Saturday, 18-Mar-17 08:45:55 UTC from web