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@tiffany @snowfawlake The scene is the Oval Office. Trump is sitting at the desk, with an advisor sitting opposite him. Trump is on fire. Advisor: Are you sure? We could just- Trump: Look, do you see what that, yes that one, that fire hydrant says? On the side of it it says, and get this, "Made in Chynaa," end quote, full stop. I can't use that, they'll eat me alive. The audience's view shifts to the of the window, where a bunch of people with Trump hats are running around the yard. They are foaming at the mouth and baying. Advisor: The water itself isn't made in China, it's the same as the tap! Trump: Think Johnny, can I call you Johnny? What about all of the little gizmos and hoozits, now that's a funny word, at our beautiful, so beautiful, water filtration plant? Those are made in Chynaa too. Do you think an American man's hands, our hands are big, all of them, do you think an American man's hands could put one of those trink…