@awl I hate you
@awl I will throw a pizza onto your roof
@awl I will invade Ukraine
@awl I will vomit on your children
@awl I said pummel you bumbling papayas
@awl I'll pummel ye to the ground like a bag of worms
@awl HAGRID YOU'RE PUSHING ME OVER THE applesING LINE
@awl I literally could not be more sick of your apples
@awl The elephant is the most intelligent of Ahmed's creatures. I think Ellie will be prepared.
@awl I'll tell the elephant no such thing.
@awl The elephant is crying. You ruined the game and the elephant's birthday.
@awl The elephant of surprise is in the room - but where?
@awl I'll make *your* day
@awl I guess it's better than selling your soul?
@awl I will choke you with spaghetti
@awl I considered becoming a recluse this morning but like the wimp I am I didn't follow through.
@awl WHAT
@awl *shrugpony*
@awl ...that took me a moment to get.
@awl idgi
@awl uh
Because, you know... She isn't very smart
@awl [FOLDING INTENSIFIES]
@awl I'm always holding them. Always
@awl Oh ho ho yes
@awl You can't lose when you're the only one playing
@awl (◡‿◡✿)
@awl You'll find out in due course, you eager beaver, you.
@awl Next I'll show you where babies come from
@awl That's not good
