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  1. Edward Engelhardt Edward Engelhardt

    Seeing as it was awesome degrees out today, I had my window down as I was pulling into the apartment complex where I live. I'm not sure if it was the fact I had my window down, or the dome wax I've started using, but some kid, who looked like she was about 10 took notice of my very shiny head, and shouted 'BAHAHAHA YOU'RE BALD!'. I really wanted to stop, get out of my car, and tell them 'Thank you for noticing! I use shaving oil and dome wax, I put a lot into having a shiny head', or say 'Hey! You're 10 and already obese, the law of averages says this means you come from a low income family and are setting yourself up for a life a heart complications!'. But I did neither of these things and instead ran her down with my car. Part of this story is a lie.

    Tuesday, 29-Nov-11 07:40:10 UTC from web
    1. Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark

      @pizzicato You're not really bald?

      Tuesday, 29-Nov-11 07:42:15 UTC from web
    2. Caim Caim

      @pizzicato awesome isn't a measurement of degree?

      Tuesday, 29-Nov-11 07:43:00 UTC from StatusNet Android