@scribus wanna come booooowling?
@carcino Sounds fun, but I'm off to a poker game.
@scribus Wait, lets trade.
@carcino But they don't know you! Also, like, laws or morals or some junk.
@scribus Okay, look, I'm not giving Amber birthday sex. You will switch places with me this instant.
@carcino What is this, I don't even. Surely you aren't proposing that *I* put out for some dame I don't even know?
@scribus YOU REMEMBER AMBER GOG DAMNIT.
@carcino Terezi?
@derps No, I have Jade.
@carcino Ooh, such a player.
@derps Terezi is over so I've moved on, this is not being a player.
