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  1. That awkward moment when your Aunt keeps trying to set you up with her coworker's daughter.

    Wednesday, 25-Jan-12 14:54:56 UTC from web
    1. @ovation My mother tries to get me to go on dates Spencer. Do you know what that's like? Do you have any idea how humiliating that is, Spencer?

      Wednesday, 25-Jan-12 14:55:48 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
    2. @ovation That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

      Wednesday, 25-Jan-12 14:55:57 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
      1. @yodelerty That awkward moment when someone uses your real experience as an excuse to make a joke.

        Wednesday, 25-Jan-12 14:57:31 UTC from web
        1. @ovation It'd be really awkward if he'd actually been abducted as a child now. Like, aproaching the awkwardness singularity.

          Wednesday, 25-Jan-12 14:58:25 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
          1. @ceruleanspark I've had a singularity before. It was painful.

            Wednesday, 25-Jan-12 15:00:09 UTC from web
        2. @ovation Sorry, man. I forgot how much you hate your homophobe aunt.

          Wednesday, 25-Jan-12 14:58:47 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
          1. @yodelerty Ehh, it's alright. I just found it kind of funny how she keeps trying to hook me up with this girl.

            Wednesday, 25-Jan-12 14:59:38 UTC from web
            1. @ovation From what you've told me, your aunt is basically one huge joke.

              Wednesday, 25-Jan-12 15:01:07 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
              1. @yodelerty True.

                Wednesday, 25-Jan-12 15:01:30 UTC from web
                1. @ovation I'm not following this... What the deal with your aunt? I don't get it

                  Wednesday, 25-Jan-12 15:03:17 UTC from web
                  1. @purplephish20 She's a complete homophobe, and keeps trying to get me together with the daughter of one of her coworkers, which is NEVER gonna' happen/

                    Wednesday, 25-Jan-12 15:05:29 UTC from web
                    1. @ovation in contrast my aunt is probably the family member I could tell anything and it would be cool.

                      Wednesday, 25-Jan-12 15:08:13 UTC from web
                      1. @purplephish20 I'm jealous.

                        Wednesday, 25-Jan-12 15:09:09 UTC from web
                    2. @ovation Sorry, I phrased that comment wrong, i mean; YOU'RE gay, and your aunt won't accept that and tries to set you up with this other girl?

                      Wednesday, 25-Jan-12 15:10:03 UTC from web
                      1. @purplephish20 Precisely.

                        Wednesday, 25-Jan-12 15:10:24 UTC from web
                        1. @ovation Bloody people.... I wish I was full on gay as opposed to bisexual, girls mentally just suck.... My one girlfriend in the past was just a pain in the f****** arm!

                          Wednesday, 25-Jan-12 15:12:33 UTC from web