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You walk into your room to find me dying on the floor with a dictionary embedded in my chest and a chicken fluttering around the room. What do you do?
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:21:41 UTC from web-
@axelgunn Hug you.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:22:38 UTC from web-
@princesshugs Your hug comforts my dying soul, as you get my blood on yourself. What now?
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:23:28 UTC from web-
@axelgunn Keep on hugging you.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:23:48 UTC from web-
@princesshugs You continue hugging my dying body, giving me a last few moments of happiness before I pass into the void. I whisper "Goodbye Princess", and draw my last breath.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:25:10 UTC from web-
@axelgunn @princesshugs You suddenly hear a strange sound, akin to amplified guitar strings being slowly scratched. Turning around, you see a 1950's style police call box slowly appearing out of nowhere.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:26:23 UTC from web-
@forestrain I died xD
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:26:44 UTC from web-
@axelgunn The doctor can save you! ;p
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:27:50 UTC from web-
@forestrain There's no doctor in the room! I've been killed by a dictionary!
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:28:30 UTC from web-
@axelgunn Doctor Whooves, duh! ;p
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:44:01 UTC from web-
@forestrain Wait, what?
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:48:18 UTC from web
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@forestrain Surprise Buttsecks is answer
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:28:31 UTC from web
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@axelgunn Take the dictionary kill the chicken with it then open on a random page and thats says OMG Youre dead xD
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:23:24 UTC from web-
@rozeluck You pick up the dictionary and throw it at the chicken, hitting it in the head and killing it. The dictionary falls open to a page that informs you that I have died.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:24:19 UTC from web-
@axelgunn Yes exactly xD
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:28:36 UTC from web-
@rozeluck What do you do now?
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:29:02 UTC from web-
@axelgunn putting you into my bin and start my computer then start RDN and start chatting with everypony xD
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:31:32 UTC from web-
@rozeluck You discard my lifeless corpse, then turn on your computer. Oh no! The internet's out!
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:32:41 UTC from web-
@axelgunn Finding my phone and starting RDN from safari xD
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:33:41 UTC from web-
@rozeluck You pull out your phone, only to find that you have a text saying "YOU KILLED MY CHICKEN. I SHALL HAVE VENGEANCE." Ignoring it, you try to get to RDN on your phone, only to have it explode in your hands! :O
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:35:36 UTC from web-
@axelgunn I take out my gun from under my bed checking that there is bullets in stting it up to my head and say saying ''Goodbye cruel world nopony is gonna get vengeance on me'' smiling i shoot my self
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:39:15 UTC from web-
@rozeluck You pull the trigger but the gun jams! Suddenly the lights go out and you hear a loud flapping noise coming from outside.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:40:10 UTC from web-
@axelgunn going out to see its rainbow dash and fluttershy and pinkie ( in her helicopter)
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:42:29 UTC from web-
@rozeluck You stare in awe as the three ponies approach you. "We need your help!" They say in unison, "Come with us!"
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:43:54 UTC from web-
@axelgunn i say okay but how am i gonna come with you? xD
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:45:06 UTC from web-
@rozeluck Fluttershy and Rainbow offer to carry you. Accepting, they start flying towards the third star to the right, and straight on till morning. Not too long after, you notice you are in Equestria!
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:47:14 UTC from web-
@axelgunn ''Why am i here?'' i ask them and they answer Twilight Sparkle will answer all your questions
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:50:16 UTC from web-
@rozeluck (I SAY WHAT THEY ANSWER XD) You ask the ponies why they brought you into Equestria, and they reply that their friends have been captured and only you can save them!
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:52:22 UTC from web-
@axelgunn They set me off infront of Twilights house and they say that i should go in (are you copying it all and setting it into a story or something) xD
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:54:55 UTC from web-
@rozeluck (No I just got tired of playing Zork so I decided to do it to someony else! xD) You walk into the library, only to find all the books on the shelves and Twilight Sparkle lying in the fetal position, blabbering gibberish while Spike is next to her rubbing her side worriedly
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:56:46 UTC from web-
@axelgunn im running over to her asking what happened
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:57:52 UTC from web-
@rozeluck You run over to Twilight Sparkle to ask her what happened, but she seems to not hear you as she repeatedly strokes her tail. Spike informs you that something happened while he was out getting quills and he doesn't know what. Looking around the library you see a shattered window and scratch marks on the floor
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:59:34 UTC from web-
@axelgunn i carry twilight up to her bed (heavy) and then going out to follow the sratch marks and footprints made by the creature
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 22:01:38 UTC from web-
@rozeluck You meticulously carry Twilight up to her bed, and lay her in it. Telling Spike that he better take care of her, you step outside to follow the tracks, but the ground is too dry for whatever was there to have left any! However, you spy a scroll in the bushes
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 22:03:02 UTC from web-
@axelgunn i go over to the scroll and opening it in it says:
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 22:04:11 UTC from web-
@rozeluck Opening the scroll, you read "The proper vengeance is an eye for an eye, or a chicken for a chicken. I do fancy this scooter..."
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 22:05:34 UTC from web-
@axelgunn I ask Rainbow Dash to fly me to Canterlot
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 22:09:43 UTC from web-
@rozeluck Rainbow Dash agrees confidently, and you climb onto her back as the two of you speed towards Canterlot. Upon arrival, the guards stop you and ask what your business is in Canterlot
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 22:10:36 UTC from web-
@axelgunn i say i need to talk to princess celestia and as fast as possible
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 22:12:27 UTC from web-
@rozeluck The guards contemplate what you've said, before agreeing to take you to her. However, you will have to leave behind your shoes and jacket/sweatshirt
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 22:13:49 UTC from web-
@axelgunn i agree with foollowing the guards to the throne room
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 22:14:55 UTC from web-
@rozeluck The four of you set off towards the throne room, arriving there far sooner than you expected. However Princess Celestia is nowhere to be found, but Princess Luna is off to the side, writing in a scroll
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 22:16:02 UTC from web-
@axelgunn I ask (@hotluna) Luna where Celestia is
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 22:17:38 UTC from web-
@rozeluck Luna snaps her head up, unaware that you and Rainbow Dash had walked over to her. "I believe my sister had some matters to take care of in Manehattan." She informs you, "She should be back in a matter of days. If what troubles you is terribly important I believe I can assist you."
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 22:20:37 UTC from web-
@axelgunn I ask her to transform me into a Pony
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 22:22:18 UTC from web-
@rozeluck "Hmmm...I'd have to find the right ingredients, but if you don't mind waiting for maybe two hours I can do it. What race of Pony do you wish to be?"
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 22:23:29 UTC from web-
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 22:26:58 UTC from web
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@rozeluck pegasus
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 22:27:19 UTC from web-
@rozeluck "Ah, I see. Guards!" Princess Luna called out, "I'm going to need essence of rainbow, a small bit of every type of cloud, and a tiny lightning bolt! Oh, and a bottle to mix it in please." She asked the guards who accompanied you. As the guards sped out of the throne room, she gives you an odd look. "It's certainly been awhile since a human has been in Equestria. I don't know if this bodes ill or good..."
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 22:30:32 UTC from web-
@axelgunn Waiting for the guards to come back luna tells the story of last time a human was in Equestria
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 22:32:21 UTC from web-
@rozeluck "It was many, many years ago," Luna started, "Back before I became Nightmare Moon. It was a human who called himself Lightning Rod. There was a prophecy telling that one human who could control lightning itself would save Equestria from an evil force. We all thought this Lightning Rod would be that human, but no evil force arrived. Eventually Lightning Rod succumbed to the selfish desires in his heart and began going on a rampage...My sister had to stop him and banished him from Equestria. Noone knows what has happened to him since.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 22:35:33 UTC from web-
@axelgunn The guards come back with all the items they were send out searching for
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 22:38:06 UTC from web-
@rozeluck "Ah!" Luna exclaimed, "That was faster than expected! Well done." She compliments the guards. "Come with me human, I shall begin at once!" And Luna leads you and Rainbow down a small corridor into a potion room. "Wait there," Luna commands as she sets to work immediately on the potion.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 22:41:41 UTC from web-
@axelgunn When shes nearly done she ask ''whats your ability?'' ''ability?'' yes youre ability'' ''im fast at running maybe im fast as a flying maybe faster than rainbow dash?''
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 22:47:47 UTC from web-
@rozeluck Princess Luna asks you what your special talent is. Bewildered, you inform her that you're a fast runner. "Hmmm..." Luna says, contemplating what you've told her, "You may be a fast flier then. Here we go!" She levitates a bottle towards you, "It's time to change your life forever."
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 22:50:50 UTC from web-
@axelgunn I slowly drinks the potion
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 22:51:57 UTC from web-
@rozeluck You pick up the potion and raise the bottle to your lips. Hoping it doesn't taste too bad, you begin to drink down the potion slowly. Once you down the bottle, a wave of dizziness assaults your mind and you collapse onto the floor, feeling your body begin to change itself. "Whoa!" Rainbow exclaims, as she watches your transformation, "This is awesome!" Before too long, your body stops changing, and you are finally able to stand on your fee...hooves again
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 22:57:25 UTC from web-
@axelgunn i try taking a step forward to and fell Luna says maybe it will takesome time before you can walk on your hooves but try and fly
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 22:59:40 UTC from web-
@rozeluck Your attempts at walking with your newfound hooves prove unsuccesful. "It shouldn't take too long to be able to adapt to walking again. Flying however, may be a different story. Try to fly.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 23:01:47 UTC from web-
@axelgunn Ive slowly spreads my wings flapping them up and down slowly lfting from the floor i shout Im flying! im flying!
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 23:05:09 UTC from web-
@rozeluck Your excitement at your 'flying' causes Rainbow Dash to laugh. "Actually, your just hovering there." She tells you, "If you really wanna fly then let's head outside!"
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 23:06:09 UTC from web-
@axelgunn Trying to walk outside succesfully with my stiff legs ''Alright now lets try to teach you to fly''
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 23:09:46 UTC from web-
@rozeluck Quickly grasping the concept of walking with four hooves instead of two feet, you walk outside with Rainbow Dash who quickly takes off into the air, leaving you literally in the dust. "Alright, first let's see you get up here with me!" She challenges you.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 23:12:02 UTC from web-
@axelgunn ''Challenge accepted Rainbow Dash'' I spread my wings sets off and before i think about it im besides her ''That was fast, you really is a quick learner''
Wednesday, 22-Feb-12 21:24:57 UTC from web-
@rozeluck Rainbow compliments your quick learning ability, then suggests that the two of you fly around Canterlot for some practice. However, you get the nagging suspicion that Princess Luna wishes to speak with you again.
Wednesday, 22-Feb-12 21:28:17 UTC from web-
@axelgunn ''Id better get back to the princess when im done we can race to ponyville''
Wednesday, 22-Feb-12 21:29:27 UTC from web-
@rozeluck "Alright! You're on!" Rainbow says as the two of you begin to fly back to the throne room. The guards stand aside as you go in. You spot Luna has went back to writing in her scroll
Wednesday, 22-Feb-12 21:30:49 UTC from web-
Wednesday, 22-Feb-12 21:31:17 UTC from web
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@hotluna Indeed you are! :D
Wednesday, 22-Feb-12 21:31:37 UTC from web
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@axelgunn I go over to her she looks up from her scroll adn says ''Ah i was waiting for you to come back theres something i want to talk to you about''
Wednesday, 22-Feb-12 21:32:52 UTC from web-
@rozeluck "And what would that happen to be?" She asks you.
Thursday, 23-Feb-12 22:21:12 UTC from web-
@alexgunn (ERRR fail its her who talks to me and and says that she want to talk to me)
Thursday, 23-Feb-12 22:22:44 UTC from web-
@rozeluck OH crap you're right xD my bad! Lemme try again
Thursday, 23-Feb-12 22:23:27 UTC from web
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Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:24:30 UTC from web
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@carcinopony Hiya
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:29:06 UTC from web
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@axelgunn I ASK WHY SCOOTALOO AND SWEETIE BELL ARE IN YOUR ROOM AND I WASNT INFORMED ABOUT IT oh yeah and i make sure ur alright
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:24:13 UTC from web-
@hotluna You ask the dictionary and chicken what they are doing in your room, but you get silence for an answer. Upon closer inspection of me, you find my chest cavity has collapsed thanks to the dictionary and that I will soon be dead
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:26:03 UTC from web-
@axelgunn first i call amburlamps then chill with scootaloo and sweetie bell. that sounds good to me
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:36:16 UTC from web-
@hotluna You try to call an ambulance but all you get is static! You sit on the bed and the chicken joins you, carrying the dictionary in its wings.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:37:19 UTC from web-
@axelgunn i check for a pulse on u. i then carry the chicken on my head like link as i run to ur neighbors house and tell them to come quick and call amburlamps. if all they get is static i carefully maneuver u into the back seat of ur neighbors car and join them as we drive u to the hospital. i then take time to conduct research on how a chicken can carry a dictionary. and if it is just scootaloo and sweetie bell, i help them get their cutie marks and relive my little dashie with them
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:42:11 UTC from web-
@hotluna You get me to a hospital, where a blind nurse takes my body and throws me into a furnace. Shrugging, you try to figure out the special talents of a partially bloody dictionary and a rather strong chicken. But the dictionary starts floating away!
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:45:33 UTC from web-
@axelgunn i realize i ur dead and mourn for u with the chicken :( and then i try to catch up with the dictionary till i realize that perhaps levitation is its special talent or perhaps it IS singing. i do wat i can to help the 2 crusaders on theyre quest for cutie marks. then when they finally achieve them, i relive my little dashie so that when the mane 6 come to take her back i can stall for as long as i can hugging every pony. i then try to convince twilight to turn me into a pony so i can live in equestria by luna's side! thank you @axelgunn for allowing me to become a pony
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:53:53 UTC from web-
@hotluna You are welcome xD Although you didn't quite do it right but whatever xD welcome to Equestria!
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:55:03 UTC from web-
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:55:39 UTC from web
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@hotluna You are welcome
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:56:52 UTC from web
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@axelgunn Wonder what the buck Scootaloo is doing in my room..
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 22:31:13 UTC from web-
@dezzierose You wonder what Scootaloo is doing in your room. The chicken continues fluttering around and I continue dying.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 22:32:20 UTC from web-
@axelgunn Catch Scootaloo, she turns into pony. Pick up dictionary, turns into Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom. All three have obvious amnesia, but Sweetie offers to take us to Equestria through the awesomeness of MAGIC.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 22:36:34 UTC from web-
[i][/i]@dezzierose Sweetie Belle scrunches up her cute little face in determination, and her horn begins to glow as her magic begins to take effect. A bright flash blinds you, and when your vision clears you find yourself standing atop a large stained glass pillar. [i]Beware of the shadows[/i] A strange voice tells you, [i]Only true light can save Equestria.[/i] You feel warmth blossoming from your heart as you see images of Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo in your head, and you suddenly find yourself in a forest. Alone.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 22:40:08 UTC from web-
@axelgunn The transformation has turned me into a unicorn pony, wearing a black sweater vest. I reach into the pocket, and to my surprise, I take out my patented Rainbow Dash Calling Whistle that I bought on Equestria's Eneigh (Ebay) for $1.99 and blow on it. It works.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 22:49:27 UTC from web-
@dezzierose You gaze upon your newfound unicorn body in a stylin black sweater vest. Reaching into your pocket you find a Rainbow Dash calling whistle. Wondering if it's legit, you give it a blow. In the distance you see a rainbow fast approaching your location. You wait excitedly, barely able to believe that the whistle worked! Suddenly Rainbow Dash herself is flying above you, looking down at you with a bewildered expression. "What the hay was that noise??" She asks loudly, looking around, "I heard it and was practically forced to fly here!"
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 22:53:23 UTC from web-
@axelgunn "Oh! Rainbow Dash!" I call upwards, relieved. "Thank Celestia it's you! I was teleported here by three fillies, and I've lost my dying friend.."
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 22:55:20 UTC from web-
@dezzierose "Yo-you're dying friend?" Rainbow asks cautiously, "Does he have a strange book-like hole in his chest?"
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 22:58:20 UTC from web-
@axelgunn @axelgunn "That's how I last saw him.." I say nervously, my voice breaking slightly as I sit down slowly on the forest grass, looking down.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 23:00:38 UTC from web-
@dezzierose "Well we found a pegasus pony like that in the library!" Rainbow informs you quickly, "We took him to the hospital! But then I was called out here! Climb on my back and we'll head to the hospital!"
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 23:05:02 UTC from web-
@axelgunn My ears instantly perk up at the mention of a hospital, and I climb cautiously onto Rainbow's back, trying my best to not be clumsy or fall off. I hang on tight.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 23:08:32 UTC from web-
@dezzierose Rainbow Dash takes off quickly, almost causing you to fall off, but thankfully you manage to stay on her back the quick flight back to Ponyville. The two of you land outside the hospital and you rush in without her. Inside the hospital, you suddenly realize you don't know what I look like as a pony and are at a loss at how you're supposed to find me.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 23:10:09 UTC from web-
@axelgunn I walk up to the counter and [s]order a drink[/s] ask to see a pegasus with a dictionary-sized hole in his chest.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 23:14:00 UTC from web -
@axelgunn Shall we continue this?
Wednesday, 22-Feb-12 23:08:18 UTC from web-
@dezzierose Not right now...I'm not feeling up to it a the moment
Wednesday, 22-Feb-12 23:08:53 UTC from web-
@axelgunn Oh, ok.
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Wednesday, 22-Feb-12 23:10:04 UTC from web
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@derpy128 ...wat xD
Wednesday, 22-Feb-12 23:10:41 UTC from web-
Wednesday, 22-Feb-12 23:11:21 UTC from web
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Wednesday, 22-Feb-12 23:12:09 UTC from web
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@alexgunn Shall we continue the situations thingy?
Thursday, 23-Feb-12 22:35:28 UTC from web -
@axelgunn Can we continue the situations thing from a couple days ago? :3 that was fun.
Friday, 24-Feb-12 22:43:18 UTC from web
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@axelgunn (oh, and here's my pony) http://tinyurl.com/7hf6wrk
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 22:56:47 UTC from web-
@dezzierose You look angry.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 22:57:15 UTC from web-
@princesshugs @princesshugs It's a natural anger look. (jk) She's an emotional pony sometimes, and it was just natural to catch her as angry.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 22:58:59 UTC from web-
@dezzierose She needs a hug.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 22:59:15 UTC from web
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@dezzierose You look like a pony everypony should know!
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 22:57:38 UTC from web-
@axelgunn I tried to model her look after Octavia's and Twilight's expressions. She's more of a rough draft than a pony, but she's keeping the sweatervest for sure.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 23:03:36 UTC from web
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@badcooldude ooooooooooooooooooooookay then..
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 23:02:12 UTC from web -
@badcooldude okay
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 23:04:06 UTC from web -
@badcooldude @badcooldude It's cool, I'm a weird pony too.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 23:05:55 UTC from web
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