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  1. @forestrain You're walking through the park and spot my body with a tree growing out of my chest. I'm obviously deceased, with a variety of sporting equipment around me. Hearing a sound behind you you turn to see...a blue chicken. There is a scroll around the chickens neck, but the chicken won't let you get near it

    Wednesday, 22-Feb-12 05:26:28 UTC from web
    1. @axelgunn Oh, hello little chicken. Do you know anything about this odd tree? *flies up to examine the tree*

      Wednesday, 22-Feb-12 05:27:46 UTC from web
      1. @forestrain the chicken stares at you quizzically while you fly towards the tree. Upon closer inspection you see that it is an ash tree. It is growing at a rapid rate, quickly tearing my body into pieces

        Wednesday, 22-Feb-12 05:28:49 UTC from web
        1. @axelgunn Hrm, it would appear there's some magic at work here... *looks around the area for other ponies, items, or any possible sources of magic*

          Wednesday, 22-Feb-12 05:31:21 UTC from web
          1. @forestrain You spot three little fillies in the distance of the park. Other than the various sporting equipment on the ground, you spy an open book. An open, GLOWING book. Seems suspicious.

            Wednesday, 22-Feb-12 05:33:13 UTC from web
            1. @axelgunn Sporting equipment and a mysterious book... wonder if it belongs to those fillies in the distance, whoever they are... *squints to try and see who the fillies are*

              Wednesday, 22-Feb-12 05:35:07 UTC from web
              1. @forestrain Your squinted vision lets you make out that it's the Cutie Mark Crusaders! No doubt off on another wacky adventure! They didn't do this...did they?

                Wednesday, 22-Feb-12 05:36:13 UTC from web
                1. @axelgunn *quickly flies over to the CMC and lands near them* Hey girls! Uhm... I don't suppose any of you know anything about that rapidly growing tree and odd glowing book over on the other side of the park, do you?

                  Wednesday, 22-Feb-12 05:37:37 UTC from web
                  1. @forestrain The fillies look at you oddly, not knowing who you are. Scootaloo glances over your shoulder and sees the tree quickly growing and turns to the others. "Hey girls! Let's go look at that tree! Something's up with it!" She says excitedly. "Not right now Scootaloo!" Apple Bloom scolds, "We need to get this kitty out of the tree to get our cutie marks!" Sweetie Belle sighs and answers your question, "No sir, I'm sorry but we have no idea about the tree, or any book. Is that your chicken?" She asked, bewildered as the blue chicken walks up next to you, obviously following you around, "It has something around it's neck!"

                    Wednesday, 22-Feb-12 05:41:49 UTC from web
                    1. @axelgunn Oh? No it's-- *stops and gets an idea* Actually, yes, it's my chicken, and it won't give me my scroll back... I don't suppose any of you are chicken catchers?

                      Wednesday, 22-Feb-12 05:44:51 UTC from web
                      1. @forestrain "Not really" Apple Bloom says slowly, "But we can always try again! Come on girls! Let's get that Scootaloo!" "HEY!" Scootaloo shouted as the three fillies raced off, "I'M NOT A CHICKEN!" Great idea! They're sure to capture the chicken! It's not like they can fail at it twice...right?

                        Wednesday, 22-Feb-12 05:47:38 UTC from web
                        1. @axelgunn Super! Follow me. Perhaps you can get the scroll from the chicken while we're on our way to the tree. *begins to walk towards the tree, but then stops and turns back* Oh! I'm Forest Rain by the way. Pleasure to meet you three! ^.^ *winks and continues walking towards the tree*

                          Wednesday, 22-Feb-12 05:50:00 UTC from web
                          1. @forestrain While Apple Bloom and Scootaloo quickly introduce themselves and chase after the chicken, Sweetie Belle decides to walk with you. "So what's so important about this tree?" She asks

                            Wednesday, 22-Feb-12 05:51:49 UTC from web
                            1. @axelgunn To tell you the truth, I have no idea... but it seems to be growing at an abnormally fast rate out of the chest of some poor pony... There's a mysterious glowing book nearby aswell... I can't help but think there's some sort of magic at work...

                              Wednesday, 22-Feb-12 05:55:26 UTC from web
                              1. @forestrain Sweetie Belle contemplates what you just told her, a puzzled expression on her face. "What was in the book? Was it glowing because of magic?" Ahead of you, you notice the tree has finally stopped growing. To your left, you see Apple Bloom and Scootaloo still tussling with the chicken.

                                Wednesday, 22-Feb-12 05:57:42 UTC from web
                                1. @axelgunn Actually, I haven't looked at the book yet. I figured I should check with anyone nearby to see if they saw anything, and I saw you three... Looks like the tree has stopped growing... *walks over to the book and picks it up to inspect it*

                                  Wednesday, 22-Feb-12 06:00:20 UTC from web
                                  1. @forestrain Upon picking up the book, you notice that it is in fact an alchemy tome. Once you touched it, the glow immediately dissipates from the book, elliciting a small gasp from

                                    Wednesday, 22-Feb-12 06:02:00 UTC from web
                                    1. @axelgunn Sweetie Belle. Apple Bloom and Scootaloo are quickly running towards you two, holding the chicken between them triumphantly

                                      Wednesday, 22-Feb-12 06:02:43 UTC from web
                                      1. @axelgunn Ah! Thank you girls! ^.^ *takes the scroll from the chicken* My... you are a strange colour aren't you? *reads the scroll*

                                        Wednesday, 22-Feb-12 06:04:52 UTC from web
                                        1. @forestrain The chicken clucks at you when you remark at its strange color. The note says "If you are reading this, you are now the proud owner of this chicken! To get rid of the chicken, please refer to pg. 42 of the strange glowing tome found nearby! I'M FREEEEEEEEE!!!!"

                                          Wednesday, 22-Feb-12 06:06:44 UTC from web
                                          1. @axelgunn Weird. 'I'm Free?' *peers at the tree, then reads pg. 42 silently*

                                            Wednesday, 22-Feb-12 06:11:06 UTC from web
                                            1. @forestrain Upon closer inspection of pg. 42, you discover that it is the page on how to pawn off cursed items/beings onto another. It requires a spell to quickly grow a tree (any kind) out of somepony's chest cavity from a pegasus feather. It also requires the previous owner to leave a note and the book with the cursed object

                                              Wednesday, 22-Feb-12 06:14:09 UTC from web
    2. @thatonepony It's not me! I've been killed by a tree growing out of my chest!

      Wednesday, 22-Feb-12 05:34:34 UTC from web
    3. @thatonepony Well, I just finished reading a book where people who got killed had trees planted in their chests. The whole dictionary thing was just a strange idea I had for the scenarios. I also like the chickens

      Wednesday, 22-Feb-12 05:37:01 UTC from web
    4. @thatonepony What would those cutie marks look like? O.o

      Wednesday, 22-Feb-12 05:38:00 UTC from web
    5. @thatonepony Indeed they are!

      Wednesday, 22-Feb-12 05:42:20 UTC from web
    6. @thatonepony We're back to that again? xD

      Wednesday, 22-Feb-12 07:56:10 UTC from web
    7. @thatonepony No, I meant the CMC sacrificial murderers xD

      Wednesday, 22-Feb-12 07:57:22 UTC from web
    8. @thatonepony 4th wall? What's that?

      Wednesday, 22-Feb-12 07:57:39 UTC from web
    9. @thatonepony Oooh ok xD

      Wednesday, 22-Feb-12 07:59:28 UTC from web