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A man goes to the doctor wearing nothing but see-trough pants and shirt, the doctor says: "I can clearly see you're nuts"
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Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:19:34 UTC from web
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@captainmilo A man says to the doctor "Doc. I think I'm loosing my hearing" the doctor says: "Discribe the simptoms" "Well Homer is bald, Marge has blue hair..."
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Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:30:41 UTC from web
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@captainmilo doctor I think I'm a moth!! "Why did you come here?" "Yer light was on"
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Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:32:35 UTC from web
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@captainmilo doctor doctor I'm turning GOLD "that's a guilt complex"
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Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:33:46 UTC from web
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@zennx That ain't look like some GOLD weapon.
Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:34:19 UTC from web-
@princesshugs "You have acute apendicitis" "Thanks you got very nice eyes yourself"
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@zennx A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks, "Why the long face?"
Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:37:03 UTC from web-
@noirbatch a rabi, a priest, and an Imam walk into a bar the barman says "What is this a joke?"
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@zennx haha Well two peanuts were walking down the street.... One was assaulted
Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:39:44 UTC from web
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@noirbatch a guy enters a bar with a batery and jump cables, the barman says: "I'll let you in, but don't start anything"
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@zennx Man Why are these so punny!?
Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:40:58 UTC from web-
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@zennx Lol I had to join in
Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:42:36 UTC from web-
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@zennx (in reference to you saying shame on him and all that, cuz it was me)
Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:46:56 UTC from web
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@zennx YOU SHUT YOUR DIRTY CIDER-DRIPPING MOUTH lol
Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:46:26 UTC from web-
@crusader8 A shark walk into the bar and I say "hey aren't you the shark from jaws?" "what's jaws" "Thank you, I'll have a cider"
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@zennx i actually do not get the shark one. Sorry, dun hurt me!
Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:51:09 UTC from web
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@zennx That was awful.....
Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:41:39 UTC from web
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@zennx I'm running out of steam, because I already used lots of jokes earlier. I suppose I lose. But, do you have any non-doctor jokes?
Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:34:05 UTC from web-
@crusader8 One day I see applejack looking Angry and limping "What's wrong AJ" "Ahm looking for the one who shot mah paw"
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@captainmilo you added my joke as a fav? I feel wubbed.
Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:34:29 UTC from web-
Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:37:02 UTC from web
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@captainmilo A bear walks into a bar: "I'd like a bear (10 secs) and some peanuts" The barman says "Why the big pause?"
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@zennx You're giving me so much cancer it's ridiculous.
Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:44:49 UTC from web-
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@zennx Garagalaha.
Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:47:14 UTC from web
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Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:45:34 UTC from web
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@captainmilo Why the big paws, like the horse has a long face... anyway a dislexic dude walk into a bra
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Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:50:57 UTC from web
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@zennx Lol that one makes me laugh when ever I hear it. "A dyslexic walks into a bra"
Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:51:34 UTC from web-
@minti next time you go buy chips you say "can I have a hellicopter bag of chips" and they'll say "sorry we only have plane"
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@zennx this joke gave me cancer
Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:21:25 UTC from web-
@mushi Doctor my sister thinks she's an elevator! "Show her in" "She doesn't stop in this floor"
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Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:26:30 UTC from web
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@mushi doctor, some days I think I'm Mickey Mouse, some days I think I'm Donald Duck "How long have you had these Disney spells"
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@zennx yu sure love doctor jokes
Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:28:28 UTC from web-
@princesshugs Of course you did...cuz you're so smart
Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:29:01 UTC from web
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@zennx Here's a juicy one! What is the most tender of dinosaurs? A: a steakadon.
Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:29:31 UTC from web-
@crusader8 a guy goes to the doctor with a carrot up his nose, a fried egg on his ear and a sausage on his eye the doctor says "You are not eating propperly"
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@zennx you dont say?
Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:32:01 UTC from web-
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@zennx doctor: is your snore so loud that you can hear it in the kitchen? "no" Doctor: well, start sleeping in the kitchen
Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:36:08 UTC from web
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@zennx A doctor is on the phone with his assistant while using the bathroom, talking about a new kind of malignant tumor he discovered. The noises in the background however annoyed the assistant ot the point in which he asked, "quit talking on the *can sir*." (quit talking on the cancer, I made a funny)
Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:24:57 UTC from web-
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@zennx dude that is awesome. How about this: "Why do you sing LOTR music whenever you play D&D?" "It's a bad hobbit of mine."
Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:27:42 UTC from web
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