1. Fred walks into a bar and sits beside a really dunk man. The drunk man says, "Heey there, dude I have magic beer.". Fred responds, "Yeah that's cool mate.". "No really, it is! Want to see me jump out the window, fly around the building three times then come back in?". "Bulldole, I bet you $10 you can't do that.". So the drunk man gets up, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times and comes back in. Fred is amazed, "Holy murdock. Do it again." So the drunk man does it again, jumping out the window, flying around, and coming back in. Fred immediatly hands the drunk man $10, then walks up to the bartender and says "I'll have a magic beer please!". The drunk man says, "He'll have what I'm having.". Fred takes a sip of the beer, jumps out the window, falls 15 floors and dies. The bar tender walks up to the drunk man and says: "Superman, you can really be an bananas when you're drunk."

    Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:45:59 UTC from web
    1. @minti LONG cherries JOKE

      Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:46:05 UTC from web
    2. @minti That would've been hilarious if I hadn't heard it before xD

      Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:46:46 UTC from web
      1. @axelgunn xD It's good, been my favourite joke for a good 5 years or so now. Have yet to hear one I laughed more at.

        Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:47:22 UTC from web
    3. @minti That slaps me on the knee.

      Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:47:09 UTC from web
    4. @minti That cured my previous cancer.

      Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:47:30 UTC from web
      1. @matt Marry Poppins walked in and asked for colliflower cheese and eggs, in the end I asked her what she thought she sayd: "Supercolliflowercheesebuteggswerequiteatroceus"

        Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:52:29 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
        1. @zennx Y U GIVE SO MUCH CANCER?

          Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:54:15 UTC from web
          1. @matt a bunny asked for a beef toasty a cheese toasty and an egg toasty, he died of mixingmytoasties

            Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:55:57 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
    5. @minti I already heard of the joke but in said in a different way.

      Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:47:36 UTC from web
      1. @captainmilo Yeah I haven't said it in awhile so, it's probably changed quite a bit

        Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:48:00 UTC from web
        1. @minti ah.

          Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:48:35 UTC from web
    6. @minti That's my favorite Superman joke. There's another that's my second favorite, but it's past pg-13 level so I do not talk about it on this wholesome, clean network.

      Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:48:35 UTC from web
      1. @crusader8 is this the one? A lady is screaming for help, superman walks in "Don't wory superman always saves pregnant ladies" "But I'm not pregnant" "Don't worry, you're not saved yet *wink wink*"

        Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:54:25 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
        1. @zennx No this one is more graphic

          Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:55:52 UTC from web
          1. @crusader8 superman help me I've been vomiting all morning *Superman used x-ray vision* "You were preagnant" "WERE?" "Have you ever iradiated a fetus?"

            Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:57:27 UTC from StatusNet Desktop