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@thatonepony Man, I know it is way too much pleasure to disregard it. But, I'm not saying "don't have sex", understand that. It's a medium for reproduction. For pleasure and to spend free time, too, yes, but not imporant enough to be the point of life. That's why we have senitence, to break the cycle of "born, coitus, die"
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@thatonepony Leave the Paladin alone. He'll get there. Eventually.
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@carcino In twenty years...
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@thatonepony Maybe he gets buffs for virginity? >:?
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@nerthos You are like, opposite me. Almost.
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@thatonepony It works just if you want to keep perpetuating the species. To be forever stuck until some higher species comes and wipes yours from the planet, or some natural disaster does. To reach something more advanced, you must leave basic functions to a second plane, the same way you don't just build and run a computer to run the OS and nothing more.
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@thatonepony Was it good?
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@carcino Not about buffs, but complete control over my life and will.
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@derps Lol.
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@nerthos But we need buffs.
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@nerthos I live by Yolo.
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@carcino Yes, true.
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@nerthos So.
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@nerthos in the defense of sex, iin my experience I know I learn A LOT about a lady whom I have lay with. 1. If said lady was fake before, she starts acting like how she'd be if I wasn't around. 2. A bunch of other things I can't put to words. If you think there's exceptions to 1, it's very rare that much I can tell you.
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@thatonepony Breathing, eating, sleeping, and sex, are the basic functions for a species to survive. That's why it's the OS. The other half of the time, should be dedicated to enhance the species.
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@thatonepony I read a book about a stray dog and it was really damn good.
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@carcino So it's something of a willpower buff. Like one of those "no fear/enthrall/illusion" buffs.
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@crusader8 You learn about the other person, yes. Not much more than that.
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@derps I don't even know what that is.
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@nerthos This will sound cheesy, but imo MLP enhances the species. My non-cheesy response is that I support every opportunity to enhance the species, which is why I like to critically review and analyze games, shows, movies, comics, and other media as a hobby.
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@nerthos That was more of a 'subject change' so.
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@thatonepony Yeah, but you should give priority to whatever you're doing while staying alive.
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@crusader8 Never said it doesn't xD
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@carcino Oh, well. Between this and Plants vs Zombies... What do you want to talk about?
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@derps sir/ma'am/pony enthusiast, how am I opposite of you... if it's alright that I ask?
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@thatonepony Last yeah. I liked it better than the great Gatsby, but Catcher in the Rye was the champ.
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@nerthos It's an acronym. You only live once.
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@nerthos I thought you were older than me?
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@thatonepony If you wish to understand it like that... I don't see the point of running a computer just to run the OS, and just now and then doing something else.
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@carcino I think. I'm 7 days from turning 19.
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@thatonepony Catcher was relateable. Gatsby didn't hold my attention.
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@nerthos Okay, yeah, like 2 months older.
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@derps That's why I'm trying to spend that only life to extend it as much as possible.
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@carcino Tought so.
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@thatonepony Well, if you want to live your life like that, it's your choice. It's not like I need you for something xD
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@thatonepony Sounds familiar.
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@nerthos Hrm.
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@nerthos I take it as "You only live this life once, so live it to the fullest." I guess we just have different interpretations of it.
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@derps Yup. You're like a drag car, about spending it as fast and with much fuss as you can. I'm more of a tank, trying to endure as much time as possible.
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@thatonepony Sweet.
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@derps You're 14 right..
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@thatonepony You take me for a reader.
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@carcino Eeyup.
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@derps You're a goblin.
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@carcino What?
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@thatonepony WHOOPIE GOLDBERG.
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@derps You're a Goblin, Nerthos said so.
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@thatonepony FKAHDOEH. Why aren't you out, doing things?
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@carcino I said "I have to ask a couple questions to assign him a class" and "It's a joke" but if he doesn't have a problem with being he Goblin Cleric of the party..,
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@nerthos Perhaps. Similarly, I see you taking your life slowly. I'm not saying you shouldn't slow down sometimes, but not all the time.
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@carcino When?
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@nerthos Shush you, it fits.
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@derps Now.
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@carcino ...
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@carcino Lol
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@derps I'm taking my life at 60MP/h. Enough to get to where you have to go while enjoying the scenery, but not wasting gas.
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@nerthos Call him a Goblin.
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@derps Paulo cobolorum cattus.
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@derps You're a goblin. I hope this does't hinder our friendship.
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@carcino I give up.
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@nerthos No, I'm a cat.
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@derps Good, good, let the hate flow through you.
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@derps A cat cleric?
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@yuri Liar.
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@carcino And now you're Palpatine? Lol
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@nerthos A paradoxical cat.
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@yuri I walk to places regularly, still... I don't like to do so at day. Damn sulight.
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@nerthos *sunlight
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@derps But are you on the box?
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@nerthos No way, Barding all the way yo. Playing songs and making those girls lust after my story weaving whimsicality.
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@carcino I really don't rage that much. But when I do, papayas gets papayased up.
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@yuri In fact, no. I just don't like it. Even if I end up way too white for some people's tastes.
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@carcino And slauthering goats to make medieval condoms. Don't forget that part.
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@nerthos Purrhaps.
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@yuri In fact, I just don't like how it feels.
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@thatonepony I can be, if I choose to.
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@derps Prove it.
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@yuri you could probably make sausages from just about any intestines and other things, just might taste differnt
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@nerthos ....what the hell is a condom?
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@yuri Haha. Never checked if goat sausages exist.
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@yuri Yes. The searing warmth on my skin.
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@thatonepony You've never heard me talk!
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@carcino I can be a moral, rule-following person.
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@carcino *initiate slow clap*
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@carcino How?
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@carcino That thing you use to avoid losing HP periodically and wasting one of three turns in battle to take care of that itching on your parts after sleeping with one too many slutty maid on a tabern.
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@derps With magic.
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@yuri yeah, thats what the intestine is for
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@thatonepony Well, another thing to try! :D
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@midnightoil Excuse me?
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@thatonepony But you will.
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@yuri Go tell that to the mods, I dare you.
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@nerthos Psh, who even catches STDs?
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@yuri And some things harder to treat.
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@carcino In the middle ages? Well, as a bard, you have to be of the 17th level to avoid them completely.
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@carcino ... I don't have that kind of magic.
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@derps then how about the magic of friendship?
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@nerthos What level am I? :I
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@derps Lame.
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@midnightoil Uhhh…
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@carcino Let's say we're all level 10. Not too powerful, but not completely useless either.
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@yuri Shush, don't tell him that. He'll claim OP stats.
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@nerthos and what level system would this be?
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@yuri Protagonist.
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@carcino I've got the enchanted-animal magic.
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@nerthos Damn...
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@derps Guh. Damn cat boys.
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@midnightoil D&D
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@carcino H3.
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@carcino But; the cat-girls!
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@nerthos always kinda wanted to get into D&D, just never put effort into looking into it
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@carcino I needed something noone would complain about.
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@midnightoil AD&D2.0 is the best one. The two late ones, 3.5 and 4.0... well, let's say they're... liberal.
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@nerthos Well. It's like. Saturday.
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@yuri In your dreams.
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@carcino Saturday is caturday! You're fighting when he's more powerful!
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@nerthos Most. Not more.
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@nerthos but its sunday here so.......relativity logic?
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@derps That.
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@nerthos cherries. Abscond.
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@yuri In >3.5 ALL is decided by the DM, all the rolls and stuff, at a point where if he's on a bad mood your character is going to get hurt no matter how good you are playing.
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@nerthos This?
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@derps Your correction.
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@nerthos I know.
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