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@ceruleanspark Ah! M.me Le Flour.. She's not really my type, but if I somehow ended up married to her, I'm sure I could make it work somehow... Pygmalionism comes to mind
Tuesday, 06-Mar-12 10:54:28 UTC from web-
@pony ALL YOU'VE GOTTA DO IS TAKE A BAG OF FLOUR
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@ceruleanspark There's an idea.. I could hire Pinkie to use her Gypsy magic to give my wife a soul
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@ceruleanspark Now it's your turn. Would you kiss a real life horse for love?
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@pony is it an attractive horse?
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@ceruleanspark It's an attractive chestnut mare with a white diamond on its forehead. yes
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@pony So do I know the horse? Did we go on a date, or do I just walk into the field and kiss it?
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@ceruleanspark Well, we're assuming you love the horse or are at least kissing the horse for love's sake (as in, i don't know, hypothetically kissing the horse to make a loved one happy somehow)... so any scenario that fits that sort of thing for you be it love at first sight or after a long and romantic courtship.
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@pony Then yes I would kiss the horse.
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@ceruleanspark Would you enjoy kissing the horse? or would you prefer to express your love in some other way (e.g. grooming).
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@pony In that circumstance I probably would enjoy kissing the horse as it would please a loved one.
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@ceruleanspark I see. Do you think you could ever be in love with a horse in real life? If so, would kissing it appeal to you as a means of expressing love.
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@pony No. I don't think I could have a stimulating conversation with a horse.
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@ceruleanspark And what about Twilight Sparkle?
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@ceruleanspark "So...graze here often?" "Nom nom nom" "I hear the mare in the next stall is having a foal soon. Pretty crazy huh?" "Nom nom nom" "... forget this, I'm leaving." "... Nom nom nom"
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@pony To be honest I don't think I could be in a relationship with Twilight. I'm not patient enough to deal with her obsessive compulsive tendencies properly.
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@egnaroesroh That second line makes it sound like I'm asking her to have a foal with me.
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@ceruleanspark *nods* It's good to be honest with yourself about that sort of thing. Would you still ask her out given the chance, and, assuming she said yes, would you give the relationship a try?
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@ceruleanspark It'd never work out anyway. http://ur1.ca/8jemj
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@egnaroesroh lulz!
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@pony I think she'd take one look at the state of my home and say no, if we're honest here.
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@ceruleanspark I'm not hearing "no." :) Is Twilight the kind of mare you'd be willing to change lifestyles for.. like maybe reading some of the books she likes that wouldn't otherwise interest you, and maybe keeping your home clean?
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