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  1. Related: who here is a boy and has short hair?

    Thursday, 19-May-11 22:01:55 UTC from web
    1. @thelastgherkin OH ME ME!

      Thursday, 19-May-11 22:03:00 UTC from web
    2. @thelastgherkin I couldn't answer yes to your last question and I still can't. :(

      Thursday, 19-May-11 22:03:27 UTC from web
    3. @thelastgherkin I think I've long since passed the "boy" stage, and I have kind of a shag... I've had it much longer, but it sure ain't short.

      Thursday, 19-May-11 22:08:43 UTC from web
      1. @scribus Now I have to work out my percentages again (also shag is a dirty word, HOW RUDE)

        Thursday, 19-May-11 22:09:34 UTC from web
        1. @thelastgherkin It is? It's a type of carpet...

          Thursday, 19-May-11 22:10:42 UTC from web
          1. @starshine It's like the f-word, but camper than a row of tents.

            Thursday, 19-May-11 22:12:51 UTC from web
            1. @thelastgherkin Okay, I understood everything before the comma. You Brits talk funny :)

              Thursday, 19-May-11 22:14:13 UTC from web
              1. @starshine Uh, what's the American for "camper"? I know, "campier"! Campier than a row of tents. i.e. really camp. Stinking language barriers.

                Thursday, 19-May-11 22:17:06 UTC from web
            2. @thelastgherkin Not many people actually use the word these days though... Unfortunately. Too many curse words are underappreciated... such as the word 'smegma.'

              Thursday, 19-May-11 22:15:02 UTC from web
              1. @acceleratinguniverse I think too many are overappreciated. It's like the f-bomb doesn't even mean anything (at least in my area).

                Thursday, 19-May-11 22:17:16 UTC from web
                1. @scribus Yeah. We need to make way for a new round of cursewords such as mangoesnozzle, smegma, procasturbator. But people who DO go around overusing these underappreciated words are themselves procasturbating, smega-ridden bananasnozzles, as they are adding to the imminent destruction of meaning of these great words.

                  Thursday, 19-May-11 22:19:28 UTC from web
                  1. @acceleratinguniverse Heheheh I like "procrasturbator." I need to use that one - but sparingly, and only when most appropriate. #

                    Thursday, 19-May-11 22:21:27 UTC from web
                    1. @scribus You know what I think when I hear Procrastubator? Someone who thinks about jacking off, but puts it off 'til later.

                      Thursday, 19-May-11 22:22:53 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
                      1. @ickus i think i just fell out of my chair laughing so hard

                        Thursday, 19-May-11 22:24:23 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
                        1. @madflavors It's so true though! I mean seriously, did some chap just combine the words to screw with us?

                          Thursday, 19-May-11 22:25:50 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
                          1. @ickus probably but whoever they are they pretty darn funny

                            Thursday, 19-May-11 22:29:29 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
                      2. @ickus A procasturbator is someone who bananases to get away from doing something productive.

                        Thursday, 19-May-11 22:27:42 UTC from web
              2. @acceleratinguniverse I tried to bring "shag" back a few years ago! Even I couldn't pull it off.

                Thursday, 19-May-11 22:17:35 UTC from web
                1. @thelastgherkin Austin Powers had it going in the States for a while.

                  Thursday, 19-May-11 22:19:24 UTC from web
                  1. @scribus Damned Powers stole my idea! ... Retroactively.

                    Thursday, 19-May-11 22:21:18 UTC from web
                    1. @thelastgherkin That time-travelling ... THIEF!! D:

                      Thursday, 19-May-11 22:23:58 UTC from web
            3. @thelastgherkin You're British?

              Thursday, 19-May-11 22:16:09 UTC from web
              1. @rainclop I am English! This specifies that I am British but not Scottish, Welsh, or Northern Irish.

                Thursday, 19-May-11 22:19:42 UTC from web
                1. @thelastgherkin Right... like this! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0rS1RpL8Vc

                  Thursday, 19-May-11 22:21:22 UTC from web
                  1. @rainclop My gosh this is hilarrrrrrrious! Who even talks like that? XD

                    Thursday, 19-May-11 22:24:07 UTC from web
                    1. @thelastgherkin I know they have one more video about that guy. Want me to find it for you?

                      Thursday, 19-May-11 22:25:00 UTC from web
                      1. @rainclop "Aw mah gawd that's an 'ard jump!" I probably shouldn't. I should get some serious naptimes done soon.

                        Thursday, 19-May-11 22:27:34 UTC from web
                        1. @thelastgherkin Okay but after your nap try to watch some more Retsupurea they are hilarious.

                          Thursday, 19-May-11 22:28:40 UTC from web
        2. @thelastgherkin But the Beatles...

          Thursday, 19-May-11 22:12:01 UTC from web
          1. @scribus Love the Beatles.

            Thursday, 19-May-11 22:13:51 UTC from StatusNet Desktop