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  1. Scribus Scribus

    I am torn between my desire for a burrito the size of my head and my desire for sleep. What do?

    Sunday, 29-Apr-12 05:39:47 UTC from web
    1. Rarity Rarity

      @scribusstatham get a caffinated one, solves both problems!

      Sunday, 29-Apr-12 05:40:19 UTC from web
    2. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

      @scribusstatham Get the burrito and sleep with it.

      Sunday, 29-Apr-12 05:40:35 UTC from web
      1. Scribus Scribus

        @nerthos No! Just, no. No, no, no, no. . . well... . . . maybe. Or not.

        Sunday, 29-Apr-12 05:41:51 UTC from web
        1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

          @scribusstatham You can put a wig and lipstick on it and call it "Madamme Burrette"

          Sunday, 29-Apr-12 05:43:08 UTC from web
          1. Scribus Scribus

            @nerthos But I don't have a wig any more. And I may be out of lipstick.

            Sunday, 29-Apr-12 05:43:48 UTC from web
            1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

              @scribusstatham That raises the problem to a whole new level!

              Sunday, 29-Apr-12 05:44:22 UTC from web
              1. Scribus Scribus

                @nerthos I think I may still have some nail polish...

                Sunday, 29-Apr-12 05:45:20 UTC from web
                1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

                  @scribusstatham But if you try to eat a burrito covered in nail polish, your teeth will hurt.

                  Sunday, 29-Apr-12 05:46:27 UTC from web
                  1. Scribus Scribus

                    @nerthos And it will taste awful.

                    Sunday, 29-Apr-12 05:47:06 UTC from web
                    1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

                      @scribusstatham Exactly.

                      Sunday, 29-Apr-12 05:47:20 UTC from web
    3. colfax colfax

      @scribusstatham Get the burrito, because you may dream you're eating a burrito the size of your head and then wake up without a head.

      Sunday, 29-Apr-12 05:41:36 UTC from web
      1. Scribus Scribus

        @colfax A compelling pro-burrito argument. Also, I doubt my own head would be tasty.

        Sunday, 29-Apr-12 05:42:41 UTC from web
        1. colfax colfax

          @scribusstatham Though, you have to admit that it'd be a cool way to get your name in the paper... "Man dies by eating own head", folks would remember you then.

          Sunday, 29-Apr-12 05:44:02 UTC from web
          1. Scribus Scribus

            @colfax I can see it becoming a horror tale for stoners round the world.

            Sunday, 29-Apr-12 05:45:48 UTC from web
            1. colfax colfax

              @scribusstatham A cautionary tale to be sure.

              Sunday, 29-Apr-12 05:46:45 UTC from web
    4. Scribus Scribus

      @thatonepony First dash you see when you log on?

      Sunday, 29-Apr-12 05:45:01 UTC from web