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1. scribus

   I am torn between my desire for a burrito the size of my head and my desire for sleep. What do?

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   1. rarity

      @scribusstatham get a caffinated one, solves both problems!

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   2. nerthos

      @scribusstatham Get the burrito and sleep with it.

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      1. scribus

         @nerthos No! Just, no. No, no, no, no. . . well... . . . maybe. Or not.

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         1. nerthos

            @scribusstatham You can put a wig and lipstick on it and call it "Madamme Burrette"

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            1. scribus

               @nerthos But I don't have a wig any more. And I may be out of lipstick.

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               1. nerthos

                  @scribusstatham That raises the problem to a whole new level!

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                  1. scribus

                     @nerthos I think I may still have some nail polish...

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                     1. nerthos

                        @scribusstatham But if you try to eat a burrito covered in nail polish, your teeth will hurt.

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                        1. scribus

                           @nerthos And it will taste awful.

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                           1. nerthos

                              @scribusstatham Exactly.

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   3. colfax

      @scribusstatham Get the burrito, because you may dream you're eating a burrito the size of your head and then wake up without a head.

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      1. scribus

         @colfax A compelling pro-burrito argument. Also, I doubt my own head would be tasty.

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         1. colfax

            @scribusstatham Though, you have to admit that it'd be a cool way to get your name in the paper... "Man dies by eating own head", folks would remember you then.

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            1. scribus

               @colfax I can see it becoming a horror tale for stoners round the world.

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               1. colfax

                  @scribusstatham A cautionary tale to be sure.

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   4. scribus

      @thatonepony First dash you see when you log on?

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