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They ought to offer a wilderness survival class at schools. I'd take that course.
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@scribus Better learn to drink dole.
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@foxgopher Yeah, no, see, I want all the alternatives so that I don't have to resort to that.
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@scribus For the final, they'd just drop you out of a plane into a jungle or something.
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@scribus But what is Bear Grylls is your teacher?
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@actualcannibalabigpony Seems legit. But wait - if you're never heard from again, but lasted like 50 years is that a pass or a fail or what?
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@foxgopher Well, then, I guess I'd better start eradicating my sense of taste...
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@scribus They have cameras prepped around the forest.
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@scribus but think of the things you'll learn!
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@actualcannibalabigpony Dig it.
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@actualcannibalabigpony So if you drop out of modern society to live in the jungle during the exam, they just post it to YouTube.
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@foxgopher I already know how to drink my own urine! Also, I swear, it's ENTIRELY THEORETICAL!
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@cupcakinator Nothing much, just wandering aimlessly in the bookstore.
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@scribus yeah. Then they broadcast your life
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@scribus Im jus sayin.
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