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ok finre...... Anyone have any ponies?
Sunday, 15-Jun-14 06:54:51 UTC from web-
@metaltao Not yet. sadly my plans of robbing a petting zoo have not yet come into fruition.
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@treesy XD Thank you for caring so much!But srsly, DO you have any pictures of pnies?
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@treesy SO treesy... any puns :3
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@metaltao sadly not at the moment. Good bad puns are a crime of opportunity. Like waiting for the petting zoo owner to get distracted.
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@treesy XD :3 Want a deadpool or a doctor?
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@metaltao sure, why not?
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@treesy Well you get both! Lucky you :3 http://rainbowdash.net/url/763263 http://rainbowdash.net/url/764308
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@treesy "Hey mister, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
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@nerthos *smells it* Umm no? *faints*
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@nerthos Hmm. Yeah, it kind of... Oh Shzzzzzz
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@treesy Dude, you were supposed to ask that to the petting zoo owner, not try it yourself! Oh well. I always wanted a new wallet.
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@nerthos zzzzzz nomnomnom, zzzz
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@treesy There's no money in this wallet, just ants, what is this supposed to mean?
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@nerthos Do you hate ants or something bro? *lifts ten times weight*
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@nerthos zzzzzzzz itsatrap zzzzzz releasetheanteaters zzzzz
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@metaltao Only when they try to dig under my house
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@treesy This is the ideal opportunity to hop on a goat and escape
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@nerthos Do you like GHB?
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@metaltao To answer that question I would first need to know what GHB stands for.
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@nerthos Y-hydrozyburtryic acid
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@nerthos Or GAMMA-Hydroxybutyric acid
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@metaltao I don't really know if I've ever seen it
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@nerthos A common date rape drug AKA roofies
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@metaltao SCRTCH THAT IT ISN'T A ROOFY Funtirazepam is D:
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@metaltao Oh right. That's not really a popular type of crime over here so my knowledge on the topic is minimal.
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@nerthos Oh really? Can you can tell me where it isn't common? :3
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@metaltao In Argentina we have rapists as everywhere else, but in general they go for the classical modus operandi, as opposed to date rape.
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@nerthos D: Well apples..... are they pyred? As in BURNED ALIVE :D
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@metaltao Not particularly. Sometimes they get lynched, sure, but in general they get ccaught by the cops and sent to prison. Despite my burning hatred of crime and injustice, I sadly do not make the laws.
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@nerthos Well, if it happens that often on the public... it is going to be mor elikely in the prisons too XD
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@metaltao I never said often. Generally the cops arrive before the angry mob manages to break into the suspect's house.
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@nerthos XD He would be TERRIFIED either way... he would be eaten by guilt and beaten by the cherriess in the prison and never be capable of ending his life or get relief... or he is beaten and never be capable of ening his life... :3 I prefer fire for rapists.... I PREFER THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT THE CRIMINAL PREFERS! If they want to die... send them to jail, if the want to be sent to jail, kill them.... It sucks
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@metaltao For rape, I'm more prone to castration as a punishment. If it is the only crime they commited, chances are they won't do anything bad again. It's a bit more complicated for female rapists but I'll probably come up with something should the need arise.
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@nerthos ...... THE PSYCHOLOGICAL PAIN HURTS! SOrry, but ussually something as asociated to ones one desire as SEX can be violated is traumatising and painful....
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@metaltao You'll have to rephrase that if you want me to understand what you're saying.
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@nerthos Ok, then please forget I said anything ._.
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@metaltao It's just that the sentence was too broken for me to get what you were trying to say.
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