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  1. Narwhal Narwhal

    Good morning. You died last night, welcome to the afterlife! We hope you enjoyed your stay in paradise.

    Sunday, 20-Jul-14 19:43:33 UTC from web
    1. Ross (FlamingPandaOMG) Ross (FlamingPandaOMG)

      @northernnarwhal When the hell was I in paradise?

      Sunday, 20-Jul-14 19:44:18 UTC from web
      1. Narwhal Narwhal

        @thewaifutyphoon I understand you have a lot of questions. This is normal. You see, the easiest way to explain it is that you were in paradise your whole life.

        Sunday, 20-Jul-14 19:46:07 UTC from web
        1. Ross (FlamingPandaOMG) Ross (FlamingPandaOMG)

          @northernnarwhal paradise entails that I'm having a good time. That didn't happen.

          Sunday, 20-Jul-14 19:46:35 UTC from web
          1. Narwhal Narwhal

            @thewaifutyphoon Ah, you're one of those ones. How unfortunate, but ultimately that was out of our control here. Anyway, come with me. There are some people who would like to meet you.

            Sunday, 20-Jul-14 19:52:26 UTC from web
            1. Ross (FlamingPandaOMG) Ross (FlamingPandaOMG)

              @northernnarwhal I refuse. Put me back in my body so I can resume hugging my pillow wife.

              Sunday, 20-Jul-14 19:53:30 UTC from web
              1. Narwhal Narwhal

                @thewaifutyphoon You have every right to be confused, but I must assure you that there's no going back. You go only go forward from here.

                Sunday, 20-Jul-14 19:54:37 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                1. Ross (FlamingPandaOMG) Ross (FlamingPandaOMG)

                  @northernnarwhal Unless "forward" contains all of my waifus at the end of it, I refuse.

                  Sunday, 20-Jul-14 19:55:08 UTC from web
                  1. Narwhal Narwhal

                    @thewaifutyphoon We don't like doing this part by force, but you may as well leave us no choice.

                    Sunday, 20-Jul-14 19:56:31 UTC from web
                    1. Ross (FlamingPandaOMG) Ross (FlamingPandaOMG)

                      @northernnarwhal I DEMAND TO SEE YOUR MANAGER

                      Sunday, 20-Jul-14 19:57:05 UTC from web
                      1. Narwhal Narwhal

                        @thewaifutyphoon It doesn't work like that here. I'm putting you back to sleep for a bit.

                        Sunday, 20-Jul-14 19:58:08 UTC from web
          2. Just a Dude Just a Dude

            @thewaifutyphoon please relax while @northernnarwhal plays the best movie ever made for you.

            Sunday, 20-Jul-14 19:53:28 UTC from web
    2. Lunar Comet Lunar Comet

      @northernnarwhal that was paradise

      Sunday, 20-Jul-14 19:54:23 UTC from web
      1. Narwhal Narwhal

        @lunaloverchay Well of course! We tried, anyway.

        Sunday, 20-Jul-14 19:55:38 UTC from MuSTArDroid
        1. Lunar Comet Lunar Comet

          @northernnarwhal if that was paradise hell would have been heaven

          Sunday, 20-Jul-14 19:58:46 UTC from web
          1. Narwhal Narwhal

            @lunaloverchay The new ones are always so angry about their past lives. It says here you were very healthy. Now, mind you, this place is neither heaven nor hell. We don't believe in good and evil here.

            Sunday, 20-Jul-14 20:01:10 UTC from web
            1. Lunar Comet Lunar Comet

              @northernnarwhal I was only 14

              Sunday, 20-Jul-14 20:10:51 UTC from web