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All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade!
GLaDOS: Yeah.
Cave Johnson: Make life take the lemons back!
GLaDOS: Yeah!
Cave Johnson: Get Mad!
GLaDOS: Yeah!
Cave Johnson: I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?
GLaDOS: Yeah, take the lemons!
Cave Johnson: Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!
GLaDOS: Oh, I like this guy.
Cave Johnson: I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that'll burn your house down!
GLaDOS: Burn it down! Burning people. He says what we're all thinking.Monday, 29-Sep-14 02:04:41 UTC from web-
@dibmembrane if life give me lemons i'd probably plant them so maybe someday i could raise more lemon caterpillars
Monday, 29-Sep-14 02:05:27 UTC from web-
@mushi Why would you plant a whole lemon
Monday, 29-Sep-14 02:10:10 UTC from web-
@nerthos to feed the see, duh
Monday, 29-Sep-14 02:13:08 UTC from web-
@mushi I just get the juice out and then throw the seeds and peel in the back for it to feed the plants.
Monday, 29-Sep-14 02:14:36 UTC from web-
@nerthos i will plant the seends then water them with lemon juice
Monday, 29-Sep-14 02:22:03 UTC from web
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Cave Johnson: [sickly cough] The point is, if we can store music on a compact disc, why can't we store a man's inteligence and personality on one? So I have the engineers figuring that one out right now. Brain mapping, artificial inteligence - we should've been working on it thirty years ago. And I will say this, and I'm gonna say it on tape so everybody will hear it a hundred times a day: If I die before you people can pour me in to a computer, I want Caroline to run this place.
[another sickly cough]
Cave Johnson: Now she'll argue. She'll say she can't do it. She's modest like that. But you make her! Hell, put her in my computer. I don't care.
[another sickly cough]
Cave Johnson: All right, test's over. You can head on back to your desk.
GLaDOS: Goodbye, sir.Monday, 29-Sep-14 02:05:43 UTC from web -
@dibmembrane That was really awkward to sit through with my dad. XD
Monday, 29-Sep-14 02:05:58 UTC from web-
@metaltao My dad was siting behind me using his iPad and started laughing hysterically.
Monday, 29-Sep-14 02:07:57 UTC from web-
@dibmembrane XD It is what my dad did eventually, but, damn, he had the weirdest face when she kept say "Yes.".
Monday, 29-Sep-14 02:10:44 UTC from web
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