1. Today is going to be so boring I am going to take a bath

    Saturday, 14-Feb-15 11:32:43 UTC from web
    1. @vcgriffin Bath acquired, now to race with it.

      Saturday, 14-Feb-15 12:25:57 UTC from web
    2. @vcgriffin I think its really hard to never be in Breach of Rule 5

      Saturday, 14-Feb-15 12:33:58 UTC from web
      1. @vcgriffin *looks it up* "Rule 5: Spamming, advertising that mooches off of the community, and generally worthless posts are prohibited. Share things you have created, but don't post just to get attention. In addition, posts that are considered incomprehensible to the average user will be deleted." ... So what we are doing here is Inception-level of crazy

        Saturday, 14-Feb-15 12:44:41 UTC from web
        1. @critialcloudkicker ' posts that are considered incomprehensible to the average user will be deleted' ~ we need to re-format the HD then.

          Saturday, 14-Feb-15 12:46:54 UTC from web
          1. @vcgriffin HD ?

            Saturday, 14-Feb-15 12:50:34 UTC from web
            1. @critialcloudkicker Hard Drive. Or at least dump the database. (please note this is NOT a call to shut down the site. Its just me saying that I have been hear for nearly 2 years and I have no idea what goes not here 70% of the time. Not that I think myself as an average user....)

              Saturday, 14-Feb-15 12:52:04 UTC from web
              1. @vcgriffin I think it is more of a critical issue to solve the question "How smart is the average user" ? ... I mean, I think we'd be in DEEP fudge if you'd approach the average by the ability to fry an egg ( and, not burn it )... Not saying the average user is stupid, just saying that the average user probably does not have a lot of kitchen-expertise...

                Saturday, 14-Feb-15 12:54:58 UTC from web
                1. @critialcloudkicker At least half of all people are bellow average intelligence.
                  I also would not trust anyone here to tell me how to fry an egg.

                  Saturday, 14-Feb-15 12:57:51 UTC from web
                  1. @vcgriffin First you take a nice skillet-pan with a flat surface and throw in just a LITTLE bit of oil. Turn on the stove on low, and just make the skillet-pan heat up just a little bit, then make sure the oil is everywhere on the surface of your pan. crack an egg and gently pour the contents in the middle. Then add a few bacon-bits, and grated-cheese, and some thinly sliced button mushrooms, just spread them out evenly, when the egg has turned solid enough to flip, do just that. Take 1 or 2 slices of bread and pop them in your toaster on high for 1 minute, when done thow them on a plate, and whatever was in your skillet-pan put it on top of that... ... ... And... I think we just made ourselves an omelette on toast... ... ... I failed didn't I ?

                    Saturday, 14-Feb-15 13:08:41 UTC from web
                    1. @critialcloudkicker you have to first wisk the ingredients together in a bowl then pour it into your skillet which is on Medium, (non stick of course) then when its solid enough you flip it and wait for that side, when that Is done you put it on a plate or osome bread whatever you prefer

                      Saturday, 14-Feb-15 13:38:41 UTC from web
                    2. @critialcloudkicker Not failed so much, rather just sad you dint invite me over to cook that for me. As I have none of that in the house from the skillet-pan to a Toaster

                      Saturday, 14-Feb-15 14:23:33 UTC from web
                  2. @vcgriffin "At least half of all people are below average intelligence" Wouldn't that make the average intelligence lower?

                    Saturday, 14-Feb-15 14:57:43 UTC from web
                    1. @awesam17 Ok Half - 1 people.

                      Saturday, 14-Feb-15 14:59:33 UTC from web
                      1. @vcgriffin :) there

                        Saturday, 14-Feb-15 15:01:01 UTC from web