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  1. orungano orungano

    sometimes I pee sitting down and I accidentally pee through the gap between the porcelain and the lid

    Friday, 20-Nov-15 00:08:17 UTC from web
    1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

      @tiffany That is genuinely sad

      Friday, 20-Nov-15 00:08:38 UTC from web
      1. orungano orungano

        @skellythos sometimes my cat sleeps on the opposite mat and I score a mental 20 points for hitting him

        Friday, 20-Nov-15 00:22:46 UTC from web
        1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

          @tiffany Why would you pee on a cat you fiend

          Friday, 20-Nov-15 00:23:38 UTC from web
          1. orungano orungano

            @skellythos there's a minute sense of gratification when someone or something is subjected to your bodily excess

            Friday, 20-Nov-15 00:26:34 UTC from web
            1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

              @tiffany I always wanted to pee from the edge of a tall building

              Friday, 20-Nov-15 00:27:24 UTC from web
              1. orungano orungano

                @skellythos now I want to as well

                Friday, 20-Nov-15 00:29:37 UTC from web
                1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

                  @tiffany Let's do it

                  Friday, 20-Nov-15 00:30:05 UTC from web
                  1. orungano orungano

                    @skellythos I'm gonna pee on so many cats

                    Friday, 20-Nov-15 00:30:36 UTC from web
                    1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

                      @tiffany That's not how the thing works. You're supposed to aim for the humans.

                      Friday, 20-Nov-15 00:31:45 UTC from web
                      1. orungano orungano

                        @skellythos :0 that's worth 100 points

                        Friday, 20-Nov-15 00:32:05 UTC from web
                        1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

                          @tiffany Back when I was a roguish kid, I once hit a woman's head with a quarter of a mustard covered hamburger from a seventh floor window. True sharpshooting in action.

                          Friday, 20-Nov-15 00:38:13 UTC from web
                          1. orungano orungano

                            @skellythos I hope it was still warm

                            Friday, 20-Nov-15 00:39:34 UTC from web
                            1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

                              @tiffany I was eating it a moment before, until I got too full and decided to launch it through the bathroom window.

                              Friday, 20-Nov-15 00:40:25 UTC from web
                              1. orungano orungano

                                @skellythos haha poor woman

                                Friday, 20-Nov-15 00:42:27 UTC from web
                                1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

                                  @tiffany I still remember her head covered in mustard and mayo, and the bits of bread and burger stuck to it.

                                  Friday, 20-Nov-15 00:43:57 UTC from web
                                  1. orungano orungano

                                    @skellythos serves her right

                                    Friday, 20-Nov-15 00:44:16 UTC from web
                                    1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

                                      @tiffany She shouldn't have walked on that public walkway like she owned the place.

                                      Friday, 20-Nov-15 00:45:48 UTC from web
                                      1. orungano orungano

                                        @skellythos they call it a walkway because you're meant to walk aWAY you bloody woman

                                        Friday, 20-Nov-15 00:46:28 UTC from web
                                        1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

                                          @tiffany Dying

                                          Friday, 20-Nov-15 00:47:08 UTC from web
                                          1. Luna. Luna.

                                            @skellythos should i call 9/11

                                            Friday, 20-Nov-15 00:50:30 UTC from web
                                            1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

                                              @bobo I could use some jet fuel, yeah

                                              Friday, 20-Nov-15 00:51:52 UTC from web
                                              1. Luna. Luna.

                                                @skellythos would you like a steel beam with that or do you prefer them melted?

                                                Friday, 20-Nov-15 00:52:19 UTC from web
                                                1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

                                                  @bobo I would like my complementary steel beam, thank you very much.

                                                  Friday, 20-Nov-15 00:53:31 UTC from web
                                                  1. Luna. Luna.

                                                    @skellythos i only have holograms, sadly

                                                    Friday, 20-Nov-15 00:56:59 UTC from web
        2. Luna. Luna.

          @tiffany can someone give me a mental point to USD conversion

          Friday, 20-Nov-15 00:25:17 UTC from web
          1. orungano orungano

            @bobo 1 mental point = 0.2 good noodle stickers

            Friday, 20-Nov-15 00:26:54 UTC from web