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I wish people would stop saying I have a good body. I have a torso like a wet bag of sand and I hate you if you think otherwise
Thursday, 22-Dec-16 17:27:35 UTC from web-
@tiffany But that is the ideal male body.
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@takebatcaveakenji This is peak physical performance [video of me, shirtless, with donuts strewn across my chest, slapping my belly so the donuts fly into my mouth]
Thursday, 22-Dec-16 17:33:43 UTC from web
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@tiffany Show up in their room late at night, with your torso covered in glowy paint and the rest of your body painted black. Scream loudly as you shake and run towards them. That'll teach them to hate your torso. Extra points if you draw angry eyes on your nipples.
Thursday, 22-Dec-16 17:29:27 UTC from web-
@nerthos "Why is this giant lava lamp angry at meeee"
Thursday, 22-Dec-16 17:31:06 UTC from web-
@tiffany It'd be like a radioactive giant frog attack
Thursday, 22-Dec-16 17:31:41 UTC from web
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