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Changed my iPod name to Titanic. It's syncing now. @mibthebrony @thelastgherkin
Friday, 31-Aug-12 11:33:34 UTC from web-
@flaredancer @thelastgherkin What do ghosts wear in the rain? Boo-ts and ca-ghouls.
Friday, 31-Aug-12 11:34:54 UTC from web-
@mibthebrony @flaredancer Someone complimented me on my driving today! They left a little note on the windscreen. It said 'Parking fine'. So that was nice of them.
Friday, 31-Aug-12 11:35:50 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin @flaredancer I would never insult a dwarf. They have a short temper.
Friday, 31-Aug-12 11:37:11 UTC from web-
@mibthebrony @flaredancer I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.
Friday, 31-Aug-12 11:37:53 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin @flaredancer My parrot has anger issues. I put him down on the doorknob to calm down. Needless to say, he flew off the handle.
Friday, 31-Aug-12 11:38:59 UTC from web -
@thelastgherkin @mibthebrony Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
Friday, 31-Aug-12 11:38:59 UTC from web-
@flaredancer @thelastgherkin What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeno business.
Friday, 31-Aug-12 11:39:54 UTC from web-
@mibthebrony @thelastgherkin How do you organize a party in space? You planet.
Friday, 31-Aug-12 11:40:57 UTC from web-
@flaredancer @thelastgherkin I cooked some eggs the other day and they tasted good. Looks like I did it the white way.
Friday, 31-Aug-12 11:42:00 UTC from web -
@flaredancer @mibthebrony A haunted house is a great place to get drunk. There's loads of spirits.
Friday, 31-Aug-12 11:42:26 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin @flaredancer What do ghosts write in at school? Exorcise Books.
Friday, 31-Aug-12 11:43:11 UTC from web -
@thelastgherkin @mibthebrony Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Friday, 31-Aug-12 11:43:12 UTC from web-
@flaredancer @thelastgherkin Did you hear about the optician who fell into a meat grinder? It was quite the spectacle.
Friday, 31-Aug-12 11:44:10 UTC from web-
@mibthebrony @flaredancer A horse walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?"
Friday, 31-Aug-12 11:46:22 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin The horse says, "People keep mistaking me for Sarah Jessica Parker. :( "
Friday, 31-Aug-12 11:46:54 UTC from web -
@thelastgherkin @flaredancer Why did the cookie go to hospital? Because he felt crummy.
Friday, 31-Aug-12 11:47:58 UTC from web-
@mibthebrony Never turn up late to a cannibal picnic. You'll get the cold shoulder.
Friday, 31-Aug-12 11:48:34 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Did you hear about the man with flowers on his face? He was trying to grow tulips.
Friday, 31-Aug-12 11:49:40 UTC from web-
@mibthebrony I've got a tree growing out of my face. Then it grew into a park with a pond and some benches. The doctors say it's just a beauty spot.
Friday, 31-Aug-12 11:50:24 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin @flaredancer What did the elder chimney say to the younger? You're too young to smoke.
Friday, 31-Aug-12 11:51:13 UTC from web -
@thelastgherkin @mibthebrony Man at a restaurant orders H2O. His friend says he'll have H2O2. The second man died.
Friday, 31-Aug-12 11:52:31 UTC from web-
@flaredancer @thelastgherkin A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink, then goes to pay, but the bartender says "for you, no charge"
Friday, 31-Aug-12 11:54:22 UTC from web
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@thelastgherkin @flaredancer What's the best way to carve wood? Whittle by whittle.
Friday, 31-Aug-12 11:58:06 UTC from web-
@mibthebrony @thelastgherkin The person who created "knock-knock" jokes deserves a no bell prize.
Friday, 31-Aug-12 11:59:10 UTC from web
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@thelastgherkin @flaredancer I lost my entire left side in a hunting accident. It was difficult at first, but I'm all right now.
Friday, 31-Aug-12 11:59:09 UTC from web-
Home from work I go. Thanks @mibthebrony and @thelastgherkin for helping my last hour go by quickly
Friday, 31-Aug-12 12:01:01 UTC from web-
@flaredancer No problem :D
Friday, 31-Aug-12 12:01:54 UTC from web-
@mibthebrony *pokes*
Friday, 31-Aug-12 12:02:11 UTC from web-
@cajunbrony23 *pokes back* hello :D
Friday, 31-Aug-12 12:03:23 UTC from web-
@mibthebrony long time no speak
Friday, 31-Aug-12 12:03:44 UTC from web-
@cajunbrony23 Yeah, got anything exciting planned for your weekend or is it just relaxing for you?
Friday, 31-Aug-12 12:04:51 UTC from web-
@mibthebrony just relaxing and playing red dead redmption
Friday, 31-Aug-12 12:06:01 UTC from web-
@cajunbrony23 Sounds good! Hope school's not too boring today.
Friday, 31-Aug-12 12:07:45 UTC from web-
@mibthebrony it will be
Friday, 31-Aug-12 12:07:57 UTC from web
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@flaredancer My pleasure.
Friday, 31-Aug-12 12:03:51 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Also, I need to go in 10 minutes, so are we calling it, like the duel between artists, a draw, or are we continuing later?
Friday, 31-Aug-12 12:05:50 UTC from web-
@mibthebrony Nah, this is a draw.
Friday, 31-Aug-12 12:07:25 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Then well played, good sir *hoofshake*
Friday, 31-Aug-12 12:08:27 UTC from web
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@thelastgherkin @flaredancer All doctors should be musicians, they know enough about umbilical chords.
Friday, 31-Aug-12 12:00:25 UTC from web
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@thelastgherkin @mibthebrony Au! wanna hear a joke about gold?
Friday, 31-Aug-12 11:50:18 UTC from web-
@flaredancer @thelastgherkin My pony has a sore throat. It sounds a little hoarse.
Friday, 31-Aug-12 11:52:58 UTC from web
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@flaredancer @thelastgherkin Why was the toast in such a good mood? Looks like someone had buttered him up.
Friday, 31-Aug-12 11:46:20 UTC from web -
@flaredancer @thelastgherkin What do storm clouds wear under their trousers? Thunderpants.
Friday, 31-Aug-12 11:48:46 UTC from web
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@thelastgherkin @flaredancer Did you hear about the talkative biscuit? He had no friends because he kept waffling on.
Friday, 31-Aug-12 11:46:59 UTC from web -
@thelastgherkin @flaredancer Why was the biscuit unhappy? Because his mother was a wafer so long.
Friday, 31-Aug-12 11:47:23 UTC from web-
@mibthebrony @flaredancer My corny puns will a-maize you.
Friday, 31-Aug-12 11:48:10 UTC from web
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@mibthebrony @thelastgherkin Stayed up all night wondering where the sun went… then it dawned on me.
Friday, 31-Aug-12 11:36:35 UTC from web
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