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  1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

    Escaping the apocalypse is easy. You just travel to timezones where it hasn't happened yet. Once you get to the last timezone, you just cross to the first one again, where the apocalypse already happened, and you're safe.

    Friday, 21-Dec-12 05:10:13 UTC from web
    1. Scribus Scribus

      @nerthos Screw that. I run headfirst at the approaching apocalypse, screaming and drunk, blasting power metal, quite possibly nude.

      Friday, 21-Dec-12 05:11:48 UTC from web
      1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

        @scribus That's one way to do it.

        Friday, 21-Dec-12 05:12:43 UTC from web
        1. Scribus Scribus

          @nerthos I was born naked, disoriented, and screaming, and I intend to go out the same way!

          Friday, 21-Dec-12 05:13:31 UTC from web
          1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

            @scribus With a doctor holding you naked, whilst he slaps your butt?

            Friday, 21-Dec-12 05:14:06 UTC from web
            1. Scribus Scribus

              @nerthos If at all possible, The Doctor. ;-)

              Friday, 21-Dec-12 05:14:48 UTC from web
              1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

                @scribus Let me rephrase. With a doctor holding you naked, whilst he slaps your butt inside of a phone box?

                Friday, 21-Dec-12 05:17:33 UTC from web
    2. Scribus Scribus

      @theforeverfreest #!

      Friday, 21-Dec-12 05:12:41 UTC from web
    3. derps derps

      @nerthos But then you'd be in the post-apocalypse. You didn't escape it, you just skipped over a part. Also who says it's only going to take one day?

      Friday, 21-Dec-12 05:13:40 UTC from web
      1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

        @finnthehuman The post-apocalypse is never as bad as the apocalypse itself.

        Friday, 21-Dec-12 05:14:36 UTC from web
        1. derps derps

          @nerthos That's debatable. You could get killed in the apocalypse, which may be better than what it leaves you with.

          Friday, 21-Dec-12 05:15:40 UTC from web
          1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

            @finnthehuman I'm a guy who values life above everything else.

            Friday, 21-Dec-12 05:17:59 UTC from web
    4. Scribus Scribus

      @theforeverfreest #

      Friday, 21-Dec-12 05:14:04 UTC from web
    5. Scribus Scribus

      @theforeverfreest Sure, why not? Not peacefully in my sleep, like the passengers in his car.

      Friday, 21-Dec-12 05:14:35 UTC from web
    6. derps derps

      @theforeverfreest What

      Friday, 21-Dec-12 05:14:51 UTC from web
    7. Scribus Scribus

      @theforeverfreest Just goofing around, inverting an old joke.

      Friday, 21-Dec-12 05:15:49 UTC from web
    8. derps derps

      @theforeverfreest So I could do multiple trips. Hmmmm.

      Friday, 21-Dec-12 05:16:36 UTC from web
    9. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

      @theforeverfreest Pizza is a luxury only for the living.

      Friday, 21-Dec-12 05:20:12 UTC from web