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  1. Scribus Scribus

    WARNING: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR. You will dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fear-mongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection — the creature secretes a chemical into the brain to stimulate skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That's just as well, since the "cure" involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like.

    Friday, 28-Dec-12 05:05:28 UTC from web
    1. Caim Caim

      @scribus Spiders are in peanut butter.

      Friday, 28-Dec-12 05:06:26 UTC from web
      1. Scribus Scribus

        @carcinopony Nah, I checked the ingredient label, man. Just peanuts and salt. And . . . wait, oh. Guess they are after all.

        Friday, 28-Dec-12 05:07:21 UTC from web
        1. Caim Caim

          @scribus And you most likely eat a spider at least once a week. You're welcome.

          Friday, 28-Dec-12 05:07:58 UTC from web
          1. Scribus Scribus

            @carcinopony Well, when one listens to as much Alice Cooper as I do, it's expected.

            Friday, 28-Dec-12 05:09:04 UTC from web
            1. Caim Caim

              @scribus Or when someone is us!

              Friday, 28-Dec-12 05:10:32 UTC from web
              1. Scribus Scribus

                @carcinopony That, as well.

                Friday, 28-Dec-12 05:11:42 UTC from web
                1. Caim Caim

                  @scribus So yeah. What are you doing on the 19th.

                  Friday, 28-Dec-12 05:13:00 UTC from web
                  1. Scribus Scribus

                    @carcinopony I have absolutely no idea. I'll be at a new job by then, no idea what my schedule will be.

                    Friday, 28-Dec-12 05:14:29 UTC from web
                    1. Caim Caim

                      @scribus Where you wrokin' now?

                      Friday, 28-Dec-12 05:15:05 UTC from web
                      1. Scribus Scribus

                        @carcinopony Still at CostCo until the 4th, then on the 7th I start training for MV Transportation (I'll be a bus driver!).

                        Friday, 28-Dec-12 05:16:37 UTC from web
                        1. Caim Caim

                          @scribus I forgot who I was talking to, but they said something about bus driving looking like a boring, yet stable job.

                          Friday, 28-Dec-12 05:17:16 UTC from web
                          1. Scribus Scribus

                            @carcinopony Figure it'll give me time to think about my writing. And eventually Kimberly-Clark should call and hopefully I'll be able to get on there, and have my schedule upturned yet again! (No surprise, I'm skipping school for a semester while I get my work life sorted)

                            Friday, 28-Dec-12 05:19:01 UTC from web
                            1. Caim Caim

                              @scribus It's hard going to school and working.

                              Friday, 28-Dec-12 05:19:41 UTC from web
                              1. Scribus Scribus

                                @carcinopony Yeah, but I always have. And maybe I'll luck out and get published. And monkeys will fly out of my butt.

                                Friday, 28-Dec-12 05:21:03 UTC from web
                                1. Caim Caim

                                  @scribus I've always wanted monkeys to fly. Out my butt.

                                  Friday, 28-Dec-12 05:21:47 UTC from web
                                  1. Scribus Scribus

                                    @carcinopony I always wanted my life to be more like "Wayne's World" in just about any given way.

                                    Friday, 28-Dec-12 05:22:35 UTC from web
                                    1. Caim Caim

                                      @scribus Yeah, we've talked about this.

                                      Friday, 28-Dec-12 05:23:45 UTC from web
                                      1. Scribus Scribus

                                        @carcinopony Yeah, it's not an uncommon topic with me.

                                        Friday, 28-Dec-12 05:24:29 UTC from web
    2. That wierd guy next door That wierd guy next door

      @scribus @carcinopony Doesnt the average person swallow like 7 spiders a year in their sleep?

      Friday, 28-Dec-12 05:08:01 UTC from web
      1. Caim Caim

        @renovatedkitchen I thought it was more.

        Friday, 28-Dec-12 05:08:42 UTC from web
        1. That wierd guy next door That wierd guy next door

          @carcinopony Maybe. Spiders are disgusting

          Friday, 28-Dec-12 05:09:10 UTC from web
          1. Caim Caim

            @renovatedkitchen I know.

            Friday, 28-Dec-12 05:10:03 UTC from web
      2. Scribus Scribus

        @renovatedkitchen That's nothing compared to how many spiders I swallow while I'm awake!

        Friday, 28-Dec-12 05:08:52 UTC from web
        1. That wierd guy next door That wierd guy next door

          @scribus Actually?

          Friday, 28-Dec-12 05:09:19 UTC from web
          1. Scribus Scribus

            @renovatedkitchen No. :(

            Friday, 28-Dec-12 05:09:45 UTC from web
            1. That wierd guy next door That wierd guy next door

              @scribus I was gonna say. Meanwhile your sister despises spiders

              Friday, 28-Dec-12 05:10:26 UTC from web
              1. Scribus Scribus

                @renovatedkitchen Yeah, I guess she was four years more impressionable than I was when "Arachnophobia" came out.

                Friday, 28-Dec-12 05:11:31 UTC from web
        2. Marissa Marissa

          @scribus What else do you swallow, Scribus?

          Friday, 28-Dec-12 05:09:53 UTC from web
          1. Scribus Scribus

            @moonprincess Wine. Beer. Alcolol. Tacos. Booze. Pizza. !Caffeine. The usual.

            Friday, 28-Dec-12 05:10:50 UTC from web
      3. Marissa Marissa

        @renovatedkitchen That's something spread around the internet to see if people would believe it. You can see how that worked out.

        Friday, 28-Dec-12 05:08:55 UTC from web
        1. That wierd guy next door That wierd guy next door

          @moonprincess I could see how it would be true though. Spiders are pure evil. Their goal in life is to crawl into your mouth while you sleep

          Friday, 28-Dec-12 05:09:56 UTC from web