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  1. Scribus Scribus

    Quick! I need to know what happens to a man who just shattered his fist on a tree!

    Saturday, 05-Jan-13 04:28:00 UTC from web
    1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

      @scribus He was awarded the Golden Medal of Idiocy of the Congress.

      Saturday, 05-Jan-13 04:30:12 UTC from web
      1. Scribus Scribus

        @nerthos Well, it wasn't entirely his fault, the dude he was trying to punch had moved.

        Saturday, 05-Jan-13 04:30:50 UTC from web
        1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

          @scribus You don't punch someone who has something harder than your fist behind him.

          Saturday, 05-Jan-13 04:32:43 UTC from web
          1. Scribus Scribus

            @nerthos Well, of course I don't. I might kick, try to catch him between my boot and the wall for extra crushing power, but I sure as hell wouldn't punch.

            Saturday, 05-Jan-13 04:34:39 UTC from web
            1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

              @scribus Exactly. You have to first hold the guy, and if you want to use the wall, either kick, shoulder bash, or grab his head and push.

              Saturday, 05-Jan-13 04:36:00 UTC from web
              1. Scribus Scribus

                @nerthos I don't think I'd shoulder-bash, but that's mainly because at my size I have a significant reach advantage that I would hate to voluntarily give up, especially when one of the best ways to fight someone tall is to jam their range.

                Saturday, 05-Jan-13 04:38:06 UTC from web
                1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

                  @scribus Against a wall or big tree, a shoulder bash after a knee or fist to the chest can cause LOTS of damage.

                  Saturday, 05-Jan-13 04:40:22 UTC from web
                  1. Caim Caim

                    @nerthos So you know what time it is?

                    Saturday, 05-Jan-13 05:01:00 UTC from web
                    1. Seth Seth

                      @anarchycarcino ADVENTURE TIME

                      Saturday, 05-Jan-13 05:02:33 UTC from web
                      1. Caim Caim

                        @chemicalbrony Ew

                        Saturday, 05-Jan-13 05:02:39 UTC from web
                      2. Eris Eris

                        @chemicalbrony Bed time.

                        Saturday, 05-Jan-13 05:02:54 UTC from web
                    2. Seth Seth

                      @anarchycarcino or time for us to get a life and get off the internet

                      Saturday, 05-Jan-13 05:02:58 UTC from web
                      1. Scribus Scribus

                        @chemicalbrony Never! NEVER!! D:<

                        Saturday, 05-Jan-13 05:04:22 UTC from web
                  2. Scribus Scribus

                    @nerthos That is true, but so can a really big, heavy boot to the sternum. Just about the same as stomping someone on the ground, really. Rib-cracking, heart-squishing, lung-emptying goodness! :D

                    Saturday, 05-Jan-13 05:04:07 UTC from web
                    1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

                      @scribus Yup, but that can be easily lethal. Sadly law dosn't allow us such fun.

                      Saturday, 05-Jan-13 05:08:57 UTC from web
                      1. Scribus Scribus

                        @nerthos Unless I can get the SOB to swing first....

                        Saturday, 05-Jan-13 05:11:17 UTC from web
                        1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

                          @scribus Yeah, but just hurting is far safer most of the time. I try to go for injuries like breaking arm sinew, excruciatingly painful and with consequences that last a lifetime, but with no death risk.

                          Saturday, 05-Jan-13 05:12:50 UTC from web
                          1. Scribus Scribus

                            @nerthos True, true. Dead men may file no personal injury lawsuits, but their families sure as hell file wrongful death ones!

                            Saturday, 05-Jan-13 05:14:51 UTC from web
                            1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

                              @scribus Exactly! And you can easily argue that you broke the guy's arm in self defense, to prevent him from hitting you or using something as a weapon without risking killing him.

                              Saturday, 05-Jan-13 05:16:37 UTC from web
    2. That wierd guy next door That wierd guy next door

      @scribus inb4 some newb joins and makes a fluttershy joke

      Saturday, 05-Jan-13 04:32:06 UTC from web
      1. Scribus Scribus

        @renovatedkitchen Oh yeah, that was funny once....

        Saturday, 05-Jan-13 04:32:41 UTC from web
        1. That wierd guy next door That wierd guy next door

          @scribus fluttershy jokes were funny at one point?

          Saturday, 05-Jan-13 04:33:34 UTC from web
          1. Scribus Scribus

            @renovatedkitchen Moreso than now.

            Saturday, 05-Jan-13 04:34:48 UTC from web