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  1. Dear whoever makes Kettle Chips. I shouldn't need a knife to open a goddamn bag of chips.

    Sunday, 17-Feb-13 19:31:24 UTC from web
    1. @ceruleanspark Yours don't have that little notch to grab and pull?

      Sunday, 17-Feb-13 19:36:34 UTC from web
      1. @toksyuryel No. They've even glued down that flap on the back.

        Sunday, 17-Feb-13 19:37:04 UTC from web
        1. @ceruleanspark Yikes.

          Sunday, 17-Feb-13 19:37:34 UTC from web
        2. @ceruleanspark Bad consumer! Dont open this bag of chips! What? You want to have an easier way to open it? Fine. Here is a tab.. NOPE. We glued it!

          Sunday, 17-Feb-13 19:38:46 UTC from web
    2. @jjpicklegherkinzombie Grip it firmly with your off hand. Holding the knife blade down, forcefully cut from left to right.

      Sunday, 17-Feb-13 19:40:28 UTC from web
      1. @ceruleanspark I use scissors when I can't get into a food package.

        Sunday, 17-Feb-13 19:54:35 UTC from web
        1. @toksyuryel I AM FULFILLING MY DESTINY AS A HUNTER.

          Sunday, 17-Feb-13 19:58:23 UTC from web
    3. @jjpicklegherkinzombie Whisper softly to the bag "Shh. Only dreams now"

      Sunday, 17-Feb-13 19:42:17 UTC from web
    4. @jjpicklegherkinzombie I enjoy squeezing the air out after I've pierced it. Then I reach deep within and consume the treasure from inside.

      Sunday, 17-Feb-13 19:47:27 UTC from web