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  1. You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweet potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

    Tuesday, 30-Jul-13 22:05:10 UTC from web
    1. @purplephish20 i read that whole thing outloud in a silly voice, it was hilarious xD

      Tuesday, 30-Jul-13 22:07:12 UTC from web
    2. @purplephish20 ?

      Tuesday, 30-Jul-13 22:07:27 UTC from web
    3. @purplephish20 *sweer potato

      Tuesday, 30-Jul-13 22:10:47 UTC from web
      1. @nerthos Sweet, queer potato.

        Tuesday, 30-Jul-13 22:11:22 UTC from web
        1. @mastertdi I keep seeing that "queer" word everywhere

          Tuesday, 30-Jul-13 22:11:54 UTC from web
          1. @nerthos I whisper it to you every night.

            Tuesday, 30-Jul-13 22:12:17 UTC from web
            1. @mastertdi What does it even mean.

              Tuesday, 30-Jul-13 22:15:56 UTC from web
              1. @nerthos As far as I understand, it just means not straight.

                Tuesday, 30-Jul-13 22:17:06 UTC from web
                1. @mastertdi Oh, I assumed right then. That's what I expected from the people I've heard it from.

                  Tuesday, 30-Jul-13 22:18:16 UTC from web
                  1. @nerthos Yeah I believe it's a general, one-size-fits-all term, but don't quote me on that

                    Tuesday, 30-Jul-13 22:18:58 UTC from web
                    1. @mastertdi Oh, don't worry, I don't plan on using it.

                      Tuesday, 30-Jul-13 22:19:46 UTC from web
                      1. @nerthos I was just saying okay don't yell at me

                        Tuesday, 30-Jul-13 22:20:39 UTC from web
                        1. @mastertdi Why would I yell at you, when I have stones at hand?

                          Tuesday, 30-Jul-13 22:21:49 UTC from web
                          1. @nerthos Not again ;-;

                            Tuesday, 30-Jul-13 22:22:25 UTC from web
                            1. @mastertdi :3

                              Tuesday, 30-Jul-13 22:22:58 UTC from web
                              1. @nerthos 3:

                                Tuesday, 30-Jul-13 22:23:26 UTC from web
                              2. @nerthos CAN I SING!?

                                Tuesday, 30-Jul-13 22:23:58 UTC from web
                                1. @lincop ...I guess?

                                  Tuesday, 30-Jul-13 22:35:53 UTC from web
                                  1. @nerthos eyup

                                    Tuesday, 30-Jul-13 22:38:43 UTC from web