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Why is everyone such an awful person at my school.
Friday, 25-Oct-13 22:44:00 UTC from web-
@phonypony Most people are awful.
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@yodelerty But how do they think they have the right to yell and scream outside my house after being all testosterone'd up at a football game?
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@phonypony Because they're idiots. Throw stuff at them.
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@yodelerty They know me though ._.
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@phonypony Throw stuff at them with a ski mask on.
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@flamingpandaomg I don't have one.
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@phonypony equip a brown paper bag with eye holes cut out
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@phonypony Wear a wig and a mustache.
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@yodelerty @flamingpandaomg I hate violence though.
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@phonypony Good man.
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@phonypony Throw pillows at them while wearing a brown paper bag on your head
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@yodelerty But you can't just tell gorillas to stop hollering
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@flamingpandaomg How would I get them back
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@phonypony put poo all over the pillows, they won't want to keep them.
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@phonypony Shoot them with water.
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@yodelerty or throw poo at them.
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@yodelerty I'll hose them. That's a plan.
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@flamingpandaomg Be more civilized, Ross. Throw peanut butter.
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@phonypony There ya go. Now you're thinking.
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@yodelerty But people like peanut butter. You know what people don't like? Poop.
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@yodelerty I'll wait till they get into view though
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@flamingpandaomg You could also put pee in a super soaker.
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@phonypony Crafty devils. Staying out of sight.
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@yodelerty Also works. Works wonders for wild / stray dogs.
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@yodelerty No, they're just out of my hose's radius
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@flamingpandaomg We're smart.
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@phonypony Crafty devils.
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@yodelerty They're the biggest Potato Knishs in the school is what they are. Of course, that means they're the most popular people as well.
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@phonypony Popularity is just a popularity contest. And it's never the best people who win.
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@yodelerty Very apt metaphor.
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@yodelerty And that popularity will disperse once they leave school.
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@phonypony Thank goodness.
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@yodelerty Doesn't it always?
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@phonypony The real world isn't about being popular so no one will care.
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@yodelerty Serves them right
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