Replies to derpy128, page 32
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@derpy128 You suck worse. Like a void.
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@derpy128 Radiactive chameleons ain't got nothin' on me.
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@derpy128 gokuy and frieza
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@derpy128 not where i live for sure
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@derpy128 It's not clop, but people here seem to hate irreverent humor. It's like the bane of all that is good and holy.
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@derpy128 not at all, my finals are in march :|
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@derpy128 Already read it. I'm always glad to see Lyra out there. My favorite pony ^_^ ..... Next to Discord that is >_>
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@derpy128 Well I try not to read fanfic's more than two at a time and I already have the two I am following now, but you just HAD to have Lyra in there didn't you? Now I have to read it. -_-
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@derpy128 i didnt :|
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@derpy128 you lucky....................
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@derpy128 Howdy there. I belive I saw you as well.
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@derpy128 This is where the paths split, the muffin as we know it was created in 19th century America, but the English muffin clearly exists. Many say he created the American muffin, others say he created the English muffin, even I am unsure.
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@derpy128 Some say that he does, but many have searched and many have failed. Legend says he is nomadic. He might never be found.
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@derpy128 Few know the history of the muffin, even the great wikipedia is unclear, some say it was forged by Abraham Lincoln, others say a nameless hero who faught many an endless battle and stared down demons themselves forged the muffin to poison the enemy with yeast. But few know the truth, a great man, known as the muffin man, created the muffin, the first muffin. And in due time, he eventually created the final muffin, the greatest muffin ever forged, so great, that the muffin itself was alive! Few know what the final muffin was, except that it was so powerful, that an entire legion was assigned to destroy it, an entire factory built to destroy the final muffin. The muffin man dissapeared, but acording to myths, he lives on to this day, making muffins under the alias of 'John Smith' but nobody knows which one is him. Only time can tell.
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@derpy128 oh good heavens no! A muffin is an art, a lifestyle, a treat, and an ancient treat with great arts forged in the distant past know by few as the nineteenth century.
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@derpy128 it is a great philosophical journey that one must partake to reveal the truth of the muffin.
