Michael (throwio)'s status on Friday, 30-Nov-12 00:31:18 UTC
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@derpy128 Few know the history of the muffin, even the great wikipedia is unclear, some say it was forged by Abraham Lincoln, others say a nameless hero who faught many an endless battle and stared down demons themselves forged the muffin to poison the enemy with yeast. But few know the truth, a great man, known as the muffin man, created the muffin, the first muffin. And in due time, he eventually created the final muffin, the greatest muffin ever forged, so great, that the muffin itself was alive! Few know what the final muffin was, except that it was so powerful, that an entire legion was assigned to destroy it, an entire factory built to destroy the final muffin. The muffin man dissapeared, but acording to myths, he lives on to this day, making muffins under the alias of 'John Smith' but nobody knows which one is him. Only time can tell.
