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  1. "Hey Ronald."
    "Bad day?"
    "I'll say."
    "Well you can fix that by stuffing your fat applesing face with chicken nuggets from McDonalds

    Sunday, 04-Jan-15 17:08:17 UTC from web in context
  2. Fun fact about American Dad: Seth won't touch that show with a ten foot pole and as a result it's infinitely better than his other shows.

    Wednesday, 31-Dec-14 17:16:07 UTC from web in context
  3. Two brothers raised in isolation due to the danger of the elder's unexplained ice powers - but when their father Odin dies, Thor and Loki find themselves running the kingdom. After Thor's ice powers are revealed publicly, he escapes to an ice castle up on the mountain, accidentally causing an eternal winter. Asgard's last hope lies with Loki talking his brother down. I call it: The Mighty Thaw.

    Tuesday, 30-Dec-14 09:41:25 UTC from web in context
  4. @awlditzy Then no, I was just implying that you think about cutting dongs off all day

    Monday, 29-Dec-14 02:03:21 UTC from web in context
  5. get apples on opinions

    Monday, 29-Dec-14 01:42:22 UTC from web
  6. You shut up and eat the damned lemons.

    Sunday, 28-Dec-14 19:18:40 UTC from web in context
  7. @mastertdi Life doesn't give refunds

    Sunday, 28-Dec-14 19:14:17 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context

    Saturday, 27-Dec-14 06:24:07 UTC from web in context
  9. You're an asshole, Matthew C.
    You're as evil as can be~
    You're slimier than Romney,
    More problematic than Ron Paul
    Matthew C~!
    I wouldn't be surprised if you voted for Hitler in the last election...
    Because he's a good public speaker~!

    Saturday, 20-Dec-14 03:47:58 UTC from web
  10. @northernnarwhal DAMN YOU

    Saturday, 20-Dec-14 02:25:56 UTC from web in context
  11. @redenchilada In context, Freud also did copious amounts of cocaine.

    Friday, 19-Dec-14 01:05:24 UTC from web in context
  12. You are a puppeteer working for Henson's Workshop. While at the office late at night, the Kermit muppet comes to life and speaks to you. "It's your turn to be the puppet." He violently shoves his little frog hand into your asshole, killing you instantly.

    Five Nights at Hensons.

    Saturday, 20-Dec-14 00:33:35 UTC from web
  13. "He just kept yelling at us to 'porn him'" -Tyler 2014

    Friday, 19-Dec-14 00:48:40 UTC from web in context
  14. I anything can't do right since because pickles

    Friday, 19-Dec-14 00:43:30 UTC from web
  15. btw if you try searching "The Interview" on torrenting websites, you're gonna get a similarly titled porno starring Alyssa Lynn

    Friday, 19-Dec-14 00:31:29 UTC from web in context
  16. i go on the internerd to look at sites on the world wide weeb

    Thursday, 18-Dec-14 23:07:25 UTC from web
  17. Let's just actually melt Kim Jong Un's face off. That sounds like a fun summer project.

    Friday, 19-Dec-14 00:14:08 UTC from web in context

    Thursday, 18-Dec-14 16:16:30 UTC from web in context
  19. She was living in a room with two other individuals: one of them was a male and the other one, heh, a female. God only knows what they were up to in there.

    Furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised that all three of them habitually smoked marijuana cigarettes.

    Bepis *reggae plays*

    Monday, 15-Dec-14 19:45:33 UTC from web
  20. @saintnichawlas Okay well "the government puts you on a list and sends you to Poland" can mean one of two things and I know way more about Hitler than I do about Obama so

    Tuesday, 16-Dec-14 02:51:00 UTC from web in context
  21. @derpy128 bananass is an example of what mods will do if somebody is rulebreaking

    Sunday, 14-Dec-14 22:41:03 UTC from web in context
  22. loathe and tolerhate

    Sunday, 14-Dec-14 17:03:45 UTC from web
  23. @redenchilada Because I still haven't drank enough brain cells to death?

    Sunday, 14-Dec-14 16:44:42 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context

    Sunday, 14-Dec-14 06:36:03 UTC from web in context
  25. This Pikachu biker gang with tattoos and facial hair walked by and my friend said are those females and I said "no it's a few man chu"

    Saturday, 13-Dec-14 20:34:17 UTC from web in context
  26. @m14brony We're casually debating things on a horse site. If I wanted to write a monograph with dozens of corroborated sources I'd do it at an university or congress and likely get something out of it, be it recognition, a title or payment.

    Saturday, 13-Dec-14 05:45:03 UTC from web in context
  27. @nerthos If I used your methods in a basic critical thinking course I was required to take, I would have failed the course. You simply make assertions and you expect me to take your word as good coin. I never expected anyone to take my word as good coin, and this is why I posted links to sources. Your method explains nothing. Who these "undesirables" are and how they wreck things isn't explained, the prevalence of the public hospital conditions you describe isn't explained. How many of them have this problem? Ten percent in one province? Thirty percent nationwide? All if them nationwide? And even if we assume all of them have such problems, why is that? Is it under-investment as my sources note when it comes to public hospitals with such problems? Is it an inherent flaw in universal healthcare? Is it because of Bob Saget? Nothing is explained. None if your arguments are corroborated.

    Saturday, 13-Dec-14 05:40:15 UTC from web in context
  28. There is MLP merch for everything. I'm curious how a house would look like if the persons living in had everything replaced with official MLP merch (bath rugs, towels, dishes, glasses, headphones, scooter, notebooks, blankets, clock, shower curtain, toothbrush (+ cup, toothpaste), wall paper (sticker), curtains, desk lamp, backpack, piggy bank, family photos replaced by ponies, pillows, bicycle, storage boxes, clothing.... It would be utterly ridiculous.

    Friday, 12-Dec-14 20:00:00 UTC from Choqok in context
  29. i was thinking, i'm the long haired guy, with a big nose, who has a pathetic social life and an even worse love life who makes potions. I might actually be Snape

    Thursday, 04-Dec-14 01:16:47 UTC from web in context
  30. well, im back

    Friday, 12-Dec-14 02:30:42 UTC from web in context