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    about 7 hours ago from web
    • Tom Hanks is just so universally beloved that I suspect he may be the 1.5th coming of Jesus or a drop-by reincarnation of Buddha or something

      about 15 hours ago from web
    • When is a street racing game going to let me drive a batcavety-looking mid-2000s Toyota Camry into a drag racing meet like in real life

      about a day ago from web
      • This 100% plausible (but not probable) map is probably the immediate precursor to a civil war. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875327

        about a day ago from web
        • Pretty sure I am the first guy some of these people have ever met whose response to “do you have kids” is a very sullen “no”

          about a day ago from web
        • Is Dick Cheney dead yet

          about 2 days ago from web
          • Red Dead Redemption 2, a game which came out on PC two weeks ago, runs better at high settings on my PC than GTA IV, a game which came out in 2009, runs at medium.

            about 2 days ago from web
          • applein pinko Australians...

            about 3 days ago from web
            • Those commie Australians had it coming anyway.

              about 3 days ago from web
              • This is one of my characters, he’s a Congressman from the state of Virginia and his name is Mike Hawk. Don’t laugh at his name, it’s to distract you from the fact that he authorized war crimes. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875324

                about 3 days ago from web
                • ...well, not too huge, just improperly positioned, I guess

                  about 3 days ago from web
                  • https://youtu.be/ymIrjMvtlAY "the best animation" I say, still chuckling about this couch gag where Lisa is clearly too huge for the background

                    about 3 days ago from web
                    • The Simpsons' current season literally has the best animation since the Klasky Csupo days because the higher ups at Fox Television Animation don't kiwiing strangle the animators with strict models like Film Roman did, the show has 10x as many animation errors as it did ten years ago and it's still a joy to look at, don't @ me

                      about 3 days ago from web
                      • i get one day off a week and even then i'm apparently just always on the clock

                        about 3 days ago from web
                        • I literally just had to drop everything and rush to work on my day off to fix an alarm that nobody knew how to fix
                          why am i the only one there who knows how to do things

                          about 3 days ago from web
                          • @mrmattimation I should put you in touch with my buddy at Rite-Aid

                            about 3 days ago in context
                          • @mrmattimation Hey at least your co-workers at least got annoyed by that alarm I reckon.

                            Mine called me up on a Sunday afternoon because they could not find the thermostat. Then even with my directions they could not find the damned device. So I went there just to show them where the thermostat was. They all thought it was an alarm so they did not wanted to touch it, and then I got into trouble for showing up at work smelling and looking like a drunk hobo.

                            It's Sunday woman ! Get off of my back, I am not even supposed to be here !

                            But at least those will be the fun stories to tell around the campfire.

                            about 3 days ago in context
                        • Adolf Hitler’s favorite breakfast... luftwaffle

                          about 5 days ago from web
                        • donald trump is such a positive force for the GOP that he just narrowly lost them the liberal bastians of... kentucky, louisiana, and virginia

                          about 5 days ago from web
                        • Getting to see all of the older Disney films in HD is pretty tempting by itself tho....

                          about 5 days ago from web
                          • I heard that Disney+ is going to offer commentary tracks for some of its movies so maybe let's wait and see

                            about 5 days ago from web
                            • They took down Simpsons World, and like, sure, getting The Simpsons ad-free on Disney+ is cool and all, but they don’t have the dvd commentary tracks on Disney+ and that was 90% of what I used Simpsons World for.

                              about 5 days ago from web
                            • Has anybody written an overly analytical paper about Police Academy where they assert that Cadet Jones is autistic and that’s why he’s like that

                              about 6 days ago from web
                              • Lost in Vivo is cherrying horrifying and also pretty great if you're a fan of the older Silent Hills
                                It doesn't rely on cheap jumpscares for the most part (there's one towards the beginning), it instead opts to make you anxious, uncomfortable, and paranoid. Also kiwi that mangoING Potato Knishes in the subway level, hate that cherry

                                about 6 days ago from web
                                • I need to hire more writers for Swole Foods. Preferably ones who aren’t cis straight white men. Probably need at least one woman on a show whose protagonist is a women, yeah?

                                  about 6 days ago from web
                                  • someone who identifies with a gender other than what they were assigned at birth, BUT they’re also an asshole. Transgressor.

                                    about 6 days ago from web
                                  • His first-given birth year is 1946. His most recently given birth year, before they stopped acknowledging dates altogether within the continuity of the strip, was 1963. Charlie Brown is a mangoing boomer

                                    about 6 days ago from web
                                    • Charlie Brown is a boomer

                                      about 6 days ago from web
                                      • So, we had a nine-year-old shoot up their school with a BB gun now. That will forever be a thing that happened.

                                        about 7 days ago from web
                                      • I don't know why this church is in the middle of a forest http://rainbowdash.net/url/875316

                                        about 8 days ago from web
                                      • Will be sending an email with my grievances directly to the White House.

                                        about 8 days ago from web
                                        • You know the great thing about the internet used to be that I could do whatever I want without regulation from any government and now the FTC is getting all up in my grill telling me I have to help protect children from targeted ads.... by declaring whether or not my content is aimed at kids at risk of being fined if they determine I’ve been untruthful. Sigh.

                                          about 8 days ago from web