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about 7 hours ago from web
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Tom Hanks is just so universally beloved that I suspect he may be the 1.5th coming of Jesus or a drop-by reincarnation of Buddha or something
about 15 hours ago from web-
@scribus Tom Hanks is so universally beloved that I literally don’t trust him.
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@mrmattimation Like Jesus and Buddha, you filthy HEATHEN!? D:<
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@mrmattimation :p But yeah, I gotta admit, I just keep waiting for something baby-eating terrible to break because we just can't have nice things.
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When is a street racing game going to let me drive a batcavety-looking mid-2000s Toyota Camry into a drag racing meet like in real life
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This 100% plausible (but not probable) map is probably the immediate precursor to a civil war. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875327
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Pretty sure I am the first guy some of these people have ever met whose response to “do you have kids” is a very sullen “no”
about a day ago from web-
@mrmattimation They always like that better than something like "Only on Sundays, with BBQ sauce."
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Is Dick Cheney dead yet
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Red Dead Redemption 2, a game which came out on PC two weeks ago, runs better at high settings on my PC than GTA IV, a game which came out in 2009, runs at medium.
about 2 days ago from web-
@mrmattimation Almost like 10 more years of development into the RAGE engine has some sort of payoff ?
Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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applein pinko Australians...
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Those commie Australians had it coming anyway.
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This is one of my characters, he’s a Congressman from the state of Virginia and his name is Mike Hawk. Don’t laugh at his name, it’s to distract you from the fact that he authorized war crimes. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875324
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...well, not too huge, just improperly positioned, I guess
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https://youtu.be/ymIrjMvtlAY "the best animation" I say, still chuckling about this couch gag where Lisa is clearly too huge for the background
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The Simpsons' current season literally has the best animation since the Klasky Csupo days because the higher ups at Fox Television Animation don't kiwiing strangle the animators with strict models like Film Roman did, the show has 10x as many animation errors as it did ten years ago and it's still a joy to look at, don't @ me
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i get one day off a week and even then i'm apparently just always on the clock
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I literally just had to drop everything and rush to work on my day off to fix an alarm that nobody knew how to fix
why am i the only one there who knows how to do thingsabout 3 days ago from web-
@mrmattimation I should put you in touch with my buddy at Rite-Aid
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@mrmattimation Hey at least your co-workers at least got annoyed by that alarm I reckon.
Mine called me up on a Sunday afternoon because they could not find the thermostat. Then even with my directions they could not find the damned device. So I went there just to show them where the thermostat was. They all thought it was an alarm so they did not wanted to touch it, and then I got into trouble for showing up at work smelling and looking like a drunk hobo.
It's Sunday woman ! Get off of my back, I am not even supposed to be here !
But at least those will be the fun stories to tell around the campfire.
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Adolf Hitler’s favorite breakfast... luftwaffle
about 5 days ago from web-
@mrmattimation Hey another Lou Costello fan :)
Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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donald trump is such a positive force for the GOP that he just narrowly lost them the liberal bastians of... kentucky, louisiana, and virginia
about 5 days ago from web- Scribus likes this.
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Getting to see all of the older Disney films in HD is pretty tempting by itself tho....
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I heard that Disney+ is going to offer commentary tracks for some of its movies so maybe let's wait and see
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They took down Simpsons World, and like, sure, getting The Simpsons ad-free on Disney+ is cool and all, but they don’t have the dvd commentary tracks on Disney+ and that was 90% of what I used Simpsons World for.
about 5 days ago from web-
@mrmattimation I remember the Futurama DVDs having really good commentary, too.
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@scribus I used to just stick 'em on while I worked, now I gotta find something else to podcast
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Has anybody written an overly analytical paper about Police Academy where they assert that Cadet Jones is autistic and that’s why he’s like that
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Lost in Vivo is cherrying horrifying and also pretty great if you're a fan of the older Silent Hills
It doesn't rely on cheap jumpscares for the most part (there's one towards the beginning), it instead opts to make you anxious, uncomfortable, and paranoid. Also kiwi that mangoING Potato Knishes in the subway level, hate that cherryabout 6 days ago from web -
I need to hire more writers for Swole Foods. Preferably ones who aren’t cis straight white men. Probably need at least one woman on a show whose protagonist is a women, yeah?
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someone who identifies with a gender other than what they were assigned at birth, BUT they’re also an asshole. Transgressor.
about 6 days ago from web-
@mrmattimation Isn't that a good word for all of them since they've rebelled against the *flawless* sexual differentiation process that *definitely* doesn't produce intersex people?
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@thismightbeauser The previous message was sarcasm. Hopefully that was obvious.
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@thismightbeauser I did not even get it. I mean, if Sex A plus Sex B makes either Sex A or Sex B, then where did Sex C ever some from.
But if I add some Titania McGarth magic it is suddenly funny.
Poe's law is a apple.Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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His first-given birth year is 1946. His most recently given birth year, before they stopped acknowledging dates altogether within the continuity of the strip, was 1963. Charlie Brown is a mangoing boomer
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Charlie Brown is a boomer
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So, we had a nine-year-old shoot up their school with a BB gun now. That will forever be a thing that happened.
about 7 days ago from web-
@scribus Gotta get them started early, this country has become too much about putting things off until your mid or even late twenties.
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I don't know why this church is in the middle of a forest http://rainbowdash.net/url/875316
about 8 days ago from web-
@mrmattimation If you disregard the clear building outlines behind the forest it kinda looks like a church near here.
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@mrmattimation The better to hide the fact that modern American Christianity is a death cult?
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Will be sending an email with my grievances directly to the White House.
about 8 days ago from web -
You know the great thing about the internet used to be that I could do whatever I want without regulation from any government and now the FTC is getting all up in my grill telling me I have to help protect children from targeted ads.... by declaring whether or not my content is aimed at kids at risk of being fined if they determine I’ve been untruthful. Sigh.
about 8 days ago from web
