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I’m basically crossing my fingers that his kid, who I work with, says enough nice things about me.
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Good news: between the altercation last night and the official report being written up today, the lady dropped her bogus assault accusation. Bad news: the remaining stuff is really difficult to disprove because none of these cameras have microphones so it really comes down to my word versus hers.
about 3 days ago from web-
@mrmattimation Are you on HR's "good" side, at least? I have a suspicion things like this tend to come down to whether or not they already want to change the roster.
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@scribus At the risk of sounding like a pompous, arrogant prick: I’m one of the most valuable employees here and everyone knows it. The store management team likes me. They all said they’d back me up to the best of their abilities. I’m not worried about them. The district manager has a habit of making problems “disappear”.
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hope everyone’s Valentine’s Day was good, I’ve been accused of sexual harassment by a shoplifter and might lose my job, I really wish I was joking
about 4 days ago from web-
@mrmattimation God damn, dude
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thinkin i should bring this back, who's here for the squigglevision renaissance http://rainbowdash.net/url/875441
about 4 days ago from web- Scribus likes this.
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@mrmattimation potentially EVEN CHEAPER, lazier, and faster than the actual OG Squigglevision was - this is one single drawing, modified by a random seed in Adobe After Effects, which can be saved into a preset and applied to virtually any animation footage of any frame rate at any screen resolution with a single click - boil rate and intensity can be easily modified with a few clicks too. It’s like an instagram filter or something like that.
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My labor union is making it very difficult for me to be pro-union tbh. These guys objectively suck.
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Well I guess it would, but I cancel myself out.
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would you believe i don’t drink anymore????
about 12 days ago from web-
@mrmattimation D'ya drink any less!? Harharharr... But in seriousness, I was just reading that drinking rates were down over the last five years.
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@scribus a statistic which doesn’t include me because I started and quit within a two-year timespan
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why was it such a big deal that Anakin Skywalker had a secret wife, and why did she need to be a secret, did anyone ever watch the Clone Wars show?? Obi-Wan was a FrankerZing grapey-slaying Potato Knishes machine, this man kiwied CONSTANTLY and nobody seemed to give a rat's ass about it.
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would you believe I took up drinking in the first place??? college was great
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I just want to start challenging politricksters to trial by combat in exchange for their positions
about 14 days ago from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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@scribus The great electoral boogaloo
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NOBODY was safe from Obi-Wan’s dick, old Ben was an “anything that moves” kinda guy, this guy FrankerZed a sith, like, I think we need to be talking about what a slut that guy was before we talk about Anakin’s nuclear family
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I had the best terminator batcavepost but the file is too big :c
about 12 days ago from web -
i hope Adult Swim's april fools prank this year is that they swapped the programming with Cartoon Network and kids are gonna wake up to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force instead of Teen Titans or whatever kids watch these days
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I just walked into Dairy Queen and a guy that I had fired was working the counter, which I think is as awkward as awkward gets.
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Well that was as depressing as it was unsurprising
about 13 days ago from web-
@scribus But hey, at least Mitt Romney set himself up for a comeback Presidential run in 2024 where he’ll do all the things he claimed to oppose today
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Trump claiming on Twitter that he’ll be President forever is awfully premature considering his age and the way he eats. I’m not even sure he’d be able to finish a second term.
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Pete Buttigieg really out here bein gay and doin crimes
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Just got back from a shooting range, it was pretty cool
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What the Potato Knishes is going on in Iowa
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Obama was declared the winner in the 2008 Iowa caucus at 8:30 Iowa time, it's 9:30 now and we don't even have RESULTS, I'm gonna mangoin RIOT
about 15 days ago from web -
Watched "Little Witch Academia". It's alright. The overarching plot however is weak and with a lot of wasted potential.
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why is “baby nut” trending, did the super bowl take a horrifyingly bizarre turn
about 16 days ago from web-
@mrmattimation Not that I saw, but we left with 1m20s on the clock.
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special shoutouts to the woman who just called me ugly to her daughter in Spanish because she thought I couldn’t understand her. When I raised my eyebrow she turned to me and said “I was just telling my daughter you look like someone we know”. Okay, ma’am.
about 17 days ago from web-
@mrmattimation "El que lo dice lo es"
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O Lord, the Girl Scout cookies...
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the whole experience did sort of underscore everything i believe about that sort of thing though, there was a guy with an AR-15 in the booth next to me and a guy with eight(!!!!!) magazines on his belt in the other booth, and it made me SUPREMELY uncomfortable
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@mrmattimation That's about 250 rounds downrange assuming they're 30 round mags loaded to 28, it's not a lot for proper practice. Most people who take it seriously will do 200-300 once in a while. It doesn't cost too much if reloading the cases. Semi-auto rifles eat through ammo really fast so going to the range with only a mag or two means you'll run out of fun in minutes.
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@nerthos Nah the guy with the mag belt wasn’t using a rifle, it was a handgun, and by my count each magazine had between 15 and 18 shots.
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@mrmattimation Still normal amounts, this guy just put down the money to buy all the magazines instead of the usual two or three mags + a cardboard ammo box to reload. 1000 9mm rounds are like $150 over the counter, so the guy probably spent like 15 bucks in bullets if reloading.
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Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Adolf the Wise?
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Clean lineart takes so goddamn long to do I wonder sometimes if I should just do stuff like this which takes literally half the time. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875436
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Trump courts controversy after he lifts restrictions on owning slaves, a decision which some have called “a cause for concern”, while others have dismissed the controversy. Sen. Marco Rubio took to Twitter earlier today to criticize Democrats in Congress and the media for putting the spotlight on this issue, ignoring the President’s many accomplishments elsewhere.
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Samoas are Coconut Dreams. You get the idea.
about 17 days ago from web-
@mrmattimation I think they straight make a S'mores one called S'mores, too.
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Thin Mints in particular are sold by Keebler under the name “Grasshoppers”.
about 17 days ago from web
