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zanza12

Tye-Dye Glowstick is a unicorn with a rainbow mohawk, neon yellow coat, neon green eyes, cutie mark is a tye-dye glowstick hanging off a circular barbell, light blue tail, big, happy grin. Also want him to have all the piercings I'm going for, which is a fairly lengthy list; septum, bridge, 2 right eyebrow, left nostril, labret, ears gauged to 4 or 2, 6 helix piercings in my right ear (rainbow), industrial in my left, tongue, prince albert, and a jacob's ladder. He is the owner and operator of Equestria's first piercing parlor.

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I saw the birth of the universe and I watched as time ran out, moment by moment, until nothing remained. No time. No space. Just me. I walked in universes where the laws of physics were devised by the mind of a mad man. I've watched universes freeze and creations burn. I've seen things you wouldn't believe. I have lost things you will never understand. And I know things. Secrets that must never be told. Knowledge that must never be spoken.