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TheLegendaryHeron Someone Probably

@eeeie You too. ;D

awlxaĺan Someone Probably

@eeeie Black Peter?

Matt Someone Probably

@eeeie I honestly have no idea. All the banks in this area are weird ones I've never heard of and Chase.

Matt Someone Probably

@eeeie Yeah, and the year that BP won was around the same time as that huge-ass gulf spill, so that makes sense as well.

Matt Someone Probably

@eeeie It's a bracket, similar to March Madness. People vote on the badness of each company.

Narwhal Someone Probably

@eeeie Also Sea World. papayas Sea World.

Matt Someone Probably

@eeeie My guess is that EA is the worst, since they won two consecutive years.

Narwhal Someone Probably

@eeeie Then your split souls would get in arguments with each other.

Narwhal Someone Probably

@eeeie Horcrux, naturally.

orungano Someone Probably

@eeeie But what if you want to grow facial hair, but your face is warm and you’re not a cop. What then! I’ve got you covered. It’s called the Eight Foot Long Braid Coming Out of the Lower Left Part of Your Cheek. Basically, it’s an eight foot long braid coming out of the lower left part of your cheek. Shave everything else.

At first it may seem impractical, “What am I going to do with an Eight Foot Long Braid Coming Out of the Lower Left Part of My Cheek?” Soon, however, the applications will become apparent:

• Strangling a Croatian arms dealer as part of your occasional spy work.

• Dragging a block of ice back to your village.

• Lowering a dog with a flashlight attached to it into a well so it can locate another dog which has been trapped in the same well.

• Whipping sled dogs to win the Iditarod.

• You can eat it.

Plus, if you ever tire of it and its many myriad uses, you can lop it off with a hatchet at keep it as a pet. I named mine Hank.

Crusader 8 Someone Probably

@eeeie i suppose