Jonathan Conrad (fnordly) tagged pinkierap
Messin' around in the chat game, ponies think I'm soft, 'cause now, I'm in the prap game. Man, I don't hang-out as much. I bang-out dope cuts, and when I'm on the stage, I'm shakin' my butts, but when it comes to gettin' in a circle+, I'm hittin' sevens turnin' broke dragons purple. I'm lookin' fo' li'l @Joe wit' the dough, girl scream and choke, when deux-deux hits the flow. Yo. Now, which o'y'all wanna fade a twenty. I'm turnin' your fat purses empty. Oh yeah, I'm shakin' that ivory, and... Boom! It's like they die for me. Fool, you can get loud; get mad; hit the joint, but don't forget my point; there it is. Yo. I put my Nikes on the bet so it won't slide. Your money's gone 'cause I'm never hittin' deux-five. Never hittin' fo'-tres, no way. You wanna leave, but come-on ho', stay. A three, but that'll work. Momma need brand-new shoes and a sweat-shirt. Fool! You can't even muffin-cook with that, and now that I'm winnin', I gots to get my gat, 'cause I see homies startin' t #PinkieRapSaturday, 20-Aug-11 15:23:49 UTC from web
@pachipie Hi, Pachipie! I just ponyfied Paul Revere by the Beastie Boys and put it up on my little personal wiki. It is likely slow, but I may as well plug it just one more time. (I forgot to tag it #PinkieRap the last two times.) http://fnordly.dyndns.org/wiki welcomes any modifications, and I look forward to someone telling me how lame it is and the first three reasons that it is uncool that come to mind. GTG. K. Thnx. Bubye.
@redenchilada Now, here's a little story I've got to tell about three bright mares that you know so well. It started way back in history with Luna, Derpy and me, Pinkie... Been had a little 'gator named Paul Revere. Just me and my little Gummy and a quart of beer. Galloping across the land, kicking up sand, sheriff's posse on my tail, 'cause I'm in demand. One lonely cutie I be. All by myself with no pony. The sun is beating down on my Yankee's hat. The air is getting hot. The beer is getting flat. Looking for a girl, I ran into a guy. He said, "Eeyup." I swooned, "Hi..." #PinkieRap