Jonathan Conrad (fnordly)'s status on Friday, 19-Aug-11 20:30:57 UTC

  1. Jonathan Conrad Jonathan Conrad

    @redenchilada Now, here's a little story I've got to tell about three bright mares that you know so well. It started way back in history with Luna, Derpy and me, Pinkie... Been had a little 'gator named Paul Revere. Just me and my little Gummy and a quart of beer. Galloping across the land, kicking up sand, sheriff's posse on my tail, 'cause I'm in demand. One lonely cutie I be. All by myself with no pony. The sun is beating down on my Yankee's hat. The air is getting hot. The beer is getting flat. Looking for a girl, I ran into a guy. He said, "Eeyup." I swooned, "Hi..." #

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