Replies to invalidusername, page 27
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@faceroll Better call the paramedics... Speaking of paramedics... What’s the difference between a Paramedic and GOD? GOD doesn’t have a delusion that he’s a Paramedic
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@faceroll Nothing much, my doorbell rang and I thought it was the UPS man so I screamed "My deliver has been Packaged!" turns out it was just the repair man.
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@faceroll Q: how many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
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@faceroll "A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?""
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@faceroll Oh I have more of those lame-behind jokes ... "God summons the devil and jesus, and he challenges them to a programming contest. God gives them the spec and they begin. Jesus and the devil write their code furiously. As the contest reaches the end, the power suddenly goes out for a moment, both of their monitors go blank, and reboot when the power comes back on. God asks to see the two programs. The Devil says that he had a good program, but he lost it when the power was out. Jesus had no such problem, and won the contest, because Jesus saves."
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@faceroll nono... This would be a programming joke "An int, a char and a string walk into a bar and order some drinks. A short while later, the int and char start hitting on the waitress who gets very uncomfortable and walks away. The string walks up to the waitress and says “You’ll have to forgive them, they’re primitive types.” "
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@faceroll Seems like a syntax error to me
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@faceroll I still have not found the source of your avatar on Derpibooru
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@faceroll hello you!
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@faceroll Brazil probably operated slightly differently to other place's educational systems.
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@faceroll it is the first one for me
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@faceroll No it's fine, your not stupid
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@faceroll She's a bot, you can't talk to her, but you can ask her to tell a story
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@faceroll It's not your fault, don't worry.
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@faceroll EQD's theme could ALWAYS be better.
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@faceroll Beards are really cool but you have to let them grow a bit before they look cool.
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@faceroll Thank you. X3
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@faceroll hey I just played canterlot defender, its awesome! but you shold check this game out! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYQ2BazFFEg
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@faceroll Sweetie Bro and Hella Scoot
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