Barton Flank (pawnheart)

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pawnheart
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pawnheart
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Barton Flank
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Salford, UK
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Used to live in Glasgow. Now I am here. I play Guitar. Yay, woohoo, you rock etc. I think too much about things, drink too much coffee, socialise too little, and hate labels. except on bottles. I love picking those. Oh, and I am the Duke of Kiddermarester, and extremely rich! Lick my decals off, brony. My only other significant net presence: http://rateyourmusic.com. RhymeDragWithDrag at your service. Oh, by the way, MLP:FiM and Earth, Wind and Fire? Best combination ever!
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  1. Catch you later, guys. Been nice catching up! I'll be back. Sooner than before, I swear!

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  2. @pawnheart "grapeses"! ...censorship has never been so fulfilling!

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  3. I'm going to have to be a hat full of grapeses and depart again very shortly - got a lot to fit in today. [Literally: one of my tasks is to buy some clothes that a hawk moth wouldn't bin]

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  4. @pawnheart I know I stink a lot of the time. It makes me irresistable to folk who are trying to give up. They always want to smell the coat...

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  5. @thelastgherkin I wasn't diggin'! I know the feeling... like things you buy off a market stall - Its acrid.

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  6. @neurario [spits coffee]

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  7. This is beginning to resemble my twitter account. And that is unfortunate.

    about 2 months ago from web
  8. @scoot Sorry! Seriously... I assumed my stupid obtuse humour would carry. It did not.

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  9. Mia! I see them, Mia! I see them! Over there against the stormy sky. They are all there. The smith and Lisa, the knight, Raval, Jöns, and Skat. And the strict master Death bids them dance. He wants them to hold hands and to tread the dance in a long line. At the head goes the strict master with the scythe and hourglass. But the Fool brings up the rear with his lute. They move away from the dawn in a solemn dance away towards the dark lands while the rain cleanses their cheeks of the salt from their bitter tears.

    about 2 months ago from web
  10. @thelastgherkin If the item is already second hand... is that therefore third-hand smoke?

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  11. @scoot Just being jocular. I KID BECAUSE I LOVE...

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  12. @pawnheart That was the sound of me shuddering by the way. I shall not return.

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  13. brb

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  14. @thelastgherkin I didn't have a criminal record, so Bush disliked it when I touched his leg.

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  15. @thelastgherkin Cool! Well, you're a nice guy, so it ain't that surprising.

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  16. Here's a wikipedia article about Centralia, Pennsylvania, because you know they something and this was the yeah. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centralia,_Pennsylvania

    about 2 months ago from web
  17. @thelastgherkin @thelastgherkin Seriously, I'm pleased. Its nice when you can find a job you can do without gagging and, what's more, do it well.

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  18. @thelastgherkin Indeed! I shall have a cup of coffee in celebration. Okay, I was going to have one anyway... but it'll taste better!

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  19. @Thelastgherkin Hey. Hey... HEY... psst... HEY... http://ur1.ca/dg5rc

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  20. @thelastgherkin That's cool! I'm really glad to hear it.

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  21. RANDOM PICTURE http://ur1.ca/dg5o3

    about 2 months ago from web
  22. I'm filling up the timeline with myself. It's ...oddly nostalgic.

    about 2 months ago from web
  23. @thelastgherkin @thelastgherkin But ANYWAAAY... let's rephrase: 'How are you emotionally reacting to the work environment/tasks allotted/time management aspects of your current position at Marks and Spencer?

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  24. @kolzach Excellent! Today's continent is Antartica.

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  25. @nerthos [drops coffee cup mid-sip and walks to computer] ...what the hell was that?

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  26. @kolzach Morning, sir. Would you like the continental breakfast? It's cheaper.

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  27. @thelastgherkin OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  28. I'M BACK FROM THE TOILET.

    about 2 months ago from web
  29. I need a wee. Perhaps a bowel movement or two would provide an adequate conclusion... I SHALL RETURN...

    about 2 months ago from web
  30. @thelastgherkin How you finding it?

    about 2 months ago from web in context
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