Barton Flank (pawnheart)
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- Nickname
- pawnheart
- Full name
- Barton Flank
- Location
- Salford, UK
- Note
- Used to live in Glasgow. Now I am here. I play Guitar. Yay, woohoo, you rock etc. I think too much about things, drink too much coffee, socialise too little, and hate labels. except on bottles. I love picking those. Oh, and I am the Duke of Kiddermarester, and extremely rich! Lick my decals off, brony. My only other significant net presence: http://rateyourmusic.com. RhymeDragWithDrag at your service. Oh, by the way, MLP:FiM and Earth, Wind and Fire? Best combination ever!
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Catch you later, guys. Been nice catching up! I'll be back. Sooner than before, I swear!
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@pawnheart "grapeses"! ...censorship has never been so fulfilling!
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I'm going to have to be a hat full of grapeses and depart again very shortly - got a lot to fit in today. [Literally: one of my tasks is to buy some clothes that a hawk moth wouldn't bin]
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@pawnheart I know I stink a lot of the time. It makes me irresistable to folk who are trying to give up. They always want to smell the coat...
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@thelastgherkin I wasn't diggin'! I know the feeling... like things you buy off a market stall - Its acrid.
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@neurario [spits coffee]
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This is beginning to resemble my twitter account. And that is unfortunate.
about 2 months ago from web -
@scoot Sorry! Seriously... I assumed my stupid obtuse humour would carry. It did not.
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Mia! I see them, Mia! I see them! Over there against the stormy sky. They are all there. The smith and Lisa, the knight, Raval, Jöns, and Skat. And the strict master Death bids them dance. He wants them to hold hands and to tread the dance in a long line. At the head goes the strict master with the scythe and hourglass. But the Fool brings up the rear with his lute. They move away from the dawn in a solemn dance away towards the dark lands while the rain cleanses their cheeks of the salt from their bitter tears.
about 2 months ago from web -
@thelastgherkin If the item is already second hand... is that therefore third-hand smoke?
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@scoot Just being jocular. I KID BECAUSE I LOVE...
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@pawnheart That was the sound of me shuddering by the way. I shall not return.
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brb
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@thelastgherkin I didn't have a criminal record, so Bush disliked it when I touched his leg.
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@thelastgherkin Cool! Well, you're a nice guy, so it ain't that surprising.
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Here's a wikipedia article about Centralia, Pennsylvania, because you know they something and this was the yeah. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centralia,_Pennsylvania
about 2 months ago from web -
@thelastgherkin @thelastgherkin Seriously, I'm pleased. Its nice when you can find a job you can do without gagging and, what's more, do it well.
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@thelastgherkin Indeed! I shall have a cup of coffee in celebration. Okay, I was going to have one anyway... but it'll taste better!
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@Thelastgherkin Hey. Hey... HEY... psst... HEY... http://ur1.ca/dg5rc
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@thelastgherkin That's cool! I'm really glad to hear it.
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RANDOM PICTURE http://ur1.ca/dg5o3
about 2 months ago from web -
I'm filling up the timeline with myself. It's ...oddly nostalgic.
about 2 months ago from web -
@thelastgherkin @thelastgherkin But ANYWAAAY... let's rephrase: 'How are you emotionally reacting to the work environment/tasks allotted/time management aspects of your current position at Marks and Spencer?
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@kolzach Excellent! Today's continent is Antartica.
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@nerthos [drops coffee cup mid-sip and walks to computer] ...what the hell was that?
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@kolzach Morning, sir. Would you like the continental breakfast? It's cheaper.
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@thelastgherkin OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
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I'M BACK FROM THE TOILET.
about 2 months ago from web -
I need a wee. Perhaps a bowel movement or two would provide an adequate conclusion... I SHALL RETURN...
about 2 months ago from web -
@thelastgherkin How you finding it?
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