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  1. I'm not sure what digital magic my cousins' tv is doing to The Simpsons but man is it ever uncanny

    about 8 hours ago from web
  2. I hate being tired reading a buttload of poorly written code with almost nonexistent documentation. Being tired and reading the code.

    about 11 hours ago from web
    • Kobe wtf

      about a day ago from web
    • Oh hey Fritz the Cat is 47 years old today. Not sure if Swole Foods could even exist today without that movie.

      about 2 days ago from web
    • Disney+ has The Simpsons

      The Simpsons has an episode with Michelangelo's David

      Disney+ has wing-wong

      about 3 days ago from web
    • I’ve been at work for less than an hour and I’ve had to write up two different employees, this blows

      about 4 days ago from web
    • Damn, hoped that would turn into "appleing life" :(

      about 4 days ago from web
      • Never buying an Apple product again in my grapeing life

        about 4 days ago from web
        • Manga shirt http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/875427

          about 5 days ago from web
        • Got my annual gubmint MiNd CoNtRoL boosterrrrr I mean, flu shot?

          about 5 days ago from web
          • Clearly, I am not to be turned to politically

            about 6 days ago from web
            • Oh, the Rogue Nation of Delta Co... "Adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives, religious education is a new government priority, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide, and court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs."

              about 6 days ago from web
              • Pretty good argument for term limits in Congress: there’s a disturbing amount of Senators who can now say they were the jurors at two separate impeachment trials.

                about 6 days ago from web
                • @mrmattimation I do feel such a split over term limits. On the one hand, damn re-election, do your job! On the other, I'd hate to see the effects of the loss of the "elder statesperson." So, I usually feel like limits in certain, very key positions (DEFINITELY president!) are just about mandatory, but in others... I just don't know.

                  about 6 days ago in context
                • @scribus I mean the “elder statespeople” are all working to cover up crimes committed by the White House so do we really need them

                  about 6 days ago in context
                • @mrmattimation These ones? No. But, when it comes to having connections, the ephemeral "I know a guy" moments that get jammed gears turning again, it can still become a high price to pay. I don't have The Answers, but I like to try considering all angles and long-term outcomes. It's why I spend so many decisive moments paralyzed! :D . . . wait, that actually sucks...

                  about 6 days ago in context
              • time to deny the american people the right to vote

                about 6 days ago from web
              • i am officially declaring Joe Biden the 2020 underdog on account of how far the media seems to be going to “overcorrect” polling after 2016. Trump has somewhere between an 80 and 100% chance of re-election, if the media is to be believed.

                about 6 days ago from web
              • /joker-laughs until November

                about 6 days ago from web
                • Is there a strategy game out there that basically puts you in the shoes of a politician? Like you have to get support from factions and deal with oppositions and run a government and whatnot? That sounds like something I could play for years

                  about 6 days ago from web
                • None of Delta Co's Nation States advisors ever suggest any good ideas

                  about 6 days ago from web
                  • "Trump declares that the hearing proves the whole investigation was a WITCH HUNT! Congressional Democrats say it proves that it is IMPEACHMENT TIME, BABY. Bears continue to poop in the woods." Dave Barry, on 2019. https://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article238523668.html

                    about 6 days ago from web
                    • I'm proofreading a master thesis for a friend (non-native English speaker) and there are so many little idiosyncratic mistakes. Several times "treats" is written instead of "threats" or "enchanted" instead of "enhanced".

                      about 8 days ago from web
                    • Damn, Sage and Savant dropped a musical act due to a difference of sociopolitical opinion. It's a decision I agree with, but still - it wasn't a thing I imagine anyone actually wanted. Not naming names, but they do share an initialism with Irritable Bowel Syndrome which just amuses the permanent child in me.

                      about 8 days ago from web
                    • Bought a rice cooker. Finally well-cooked rice. Just 20 bucks to solve my rice woes. I hate cooking rice in a regular pot because it is hard to get it right there.

                      about 9 days ago from web
                    • Ah, yes, taxes are coming up. What are we gonna do on the bed, Uncle Sam?

                      about 8 days ago from web
                    • It's double-funny because of those decapitated angel/Baby Yoda cookies

                      about 10 days ago from web
                      • Headless Baby Yoda due to 3d printer mishap (clogged nozzle). http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/875419

                        about 10 days ago from web
                      • My own personal Mandela Effect is that I thought the N64 was code-named Dolphin, and the Triforce were color-coded RGB. (That was the grapepost I was after, thanks for waiting)

                        about 11 days ago from web
                      • Manga I recommend: "Komi Can't Communicate". Funny, relatable, wholesome, and contains very few "WTF Japan" moments. Shoko Komi, the protagonist, has crippling social anxiety speaking or expressing herself. https://i.imgur.com/tE0sNBT.png

                        about 11 days ago from web
                      • Oh, yeah... Still lost it. Ate a lot of cheese and crackers, tho

                        about 11 days ago from web
                        • And I actually did come here to say something equally inane, but... not that.

                          about 11 days ago from web
                          • Nah, but for real, this whole deal feels unreal....

                            about 11 days ago from web