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  1. I've bought a not-dakimakura. It's a slightly slimmer and shorter pillow and the cover is blank grey. I really need something stabilizing my sleep position when lying on the side. I tend to sleep on my stomach and it hurts my sleep quality. I wanted a wider pillow but there are no covers... or at least blank ones. At 150cm x 50cm there are only sexy anime pillow covers. I have too much dignity than to embarrass myself with frivolous prints on pillow covers.

    about a day ago from web
  2. I need a new pyjama but it's super difficult to find something not awful. As if they were designed to be ugly on purpose.

    about 3 days ago from web

    about 5 days ago from web
  4. Archer is back.

    about 5 days ago from web
  5. Because of the whole covid situation in the US all my comics are heavily delayed that should have been released this and last week :(

    about 5 days ago from web
  6. i have eaten so much pumpkin this past week that I believe I am legally required to change my name to Peter

    about 6 days ago from web
  7. My 3rd character of the current D&D campaign will be a woke barbarian. The name is Boktar. Boktar is Boktar. Boktar does only define as Boktar and doesn't approve any gender put on Boktar. Boktar is also not good in conversations as Boktar has Yoda-speak despite average 10 intelligence. It doesn't discourage Boktar as Boktar solves most problems in woke rage with Boktar's trusty greataxe.

    about 7 days ago from web
  8. it's my birthday

    about 9 days ago from web
  9. I'm super depressed by yesterday's D&D session. My Owl Monk had only 4 rounds until she was killed.

    about 10 days ago from web
  10. I'm looking forward to tomorrow's D&D session where I play my Owl Monk for the first time.

    about 12 days ago from web
  11. So this pumpkin cheesecake recipe calls for just under a pound of pumpkin puree. I grew one gourd just shy of a dozen pounds. Tl;dr - I have a lot of baking ahead of me.

    about 14 days ago from web
  12. Like not only did i find out who wore the pants in that relationship, I’m pretty sure I found out who wears the leash.

    about 15 days ago from web
  13. So, in a state that doesn't allow fireworks due to wildfire risk, and during a time that doesn't allow gatherings due to pandemic risk, how dumb has one's ass gotta be to host a pyrotechnic gender reveal party that lights 7,000+ acres ablaze? Pretty stupid ass, right?

    about 15 days ago from web
  14. it only took me 28 comics to do an animal joke, i think

    about 16 days ago from web
  15. The coming week I'm going to present my collected data to my landlord in order to get rid of the awful neighbour. I let it sign by other neighbours for credibility. The last few days (including this one) were especially awful. I format the data in my favor (although the raw data is already damning). For example yesterday there were about 7 hours of almost constant noise and banging.

    about 17 days ago from web
    • @adiwan Good luck. I was never both angry enough and organized enough at the same time to accomplish anything about my bad neighbors.

      about 17 days ago in context
    • @scribus No work (short time work paid by the state), a lot of time, and being extremely annoyed by loud low-frequency noise over a very long time (it is more than a year with varying degrees of disturbing noise) makes it possible.

      about 17 days ago in context
  16. A 5 1/3 kilo (11.8 lb) pumpkin, baby~

    about 18 days ago from web
  17. This video I’m looking to put out on Friday is gonna get me crucified in Burbank.

    about 19 days ago from web
  18. So instead of City of Heroes, I have settled on trying out some Final Fantasy 6 romhacks, and moved to Twitch (despite Amazon being amazing asbananas) !vgp

    about 20 days ago from web
  19. Oh boy dumping retro carts is just so much fun /s

    about 22 days ago from web
  20. Logging back onto RDN be like

    about a month ago from web
  21. D&D character dead

    about a month ago from web
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    • @scribus I was ganged up by 2 fish monsters after teleporting out of a poison cloud that made me blind and losing 1/3 of hitpoints before. Because the fight was split up due to the poison cloud and the building itself I failed all my death saving throws in a row. There was no chance.

      about a month ago in context
    • @adiwan Holy chrome, brutal

      about 24 days ago in context
    • @scribus I'm creating a new character. An owl lady monk that will kick so much ass that no one will get unscathed. Unarmored combat and only "fists". I chose the DND 5e monk monastic tradition of the Way of The Open Hand that gives me the option to knock enemies prone, push them 15ft, deny reactions, stun, run with 50ft speed, deflect missiles, and do 4 attacks in a round, reduce fall damage, run on water and walls, regain HP 3x the monk level (level 13), and is immune to disease and poison, and can dismiss a charm or frightened effect with an action. Pretty badass. Also she can talk and understand every language at level 13.

      about 24 days ago in context
  22. Well, crap. All this time, I've been breaking the TOS.

    about a month ago from web
  23. @scribus Fix SSL plz k thx.

    about a month ago from web
  24. Some days, I wonder if I should even get out of bed... most days, it's a "yes," if only to pee

    about a month ago from web
  25. New comic but I'm pretty sure it only speaks to people specifically in my tax bracket.

    about a month ago from web
  26. Cooking rice while it's hot outside and opening the windows is out of the question is a bad idea. My apartment smelled like old socks the whole day from the rice.

    about a month ago from web
  27. So who are these people who are politically invested enough to watch the conventions, but have yet to decide how they'll vote in November?

    about a month ago from web
  28. YUS!

    about a month ago from web
  29. On paper I know better than to engage Twitter but in execution some things just cannot be borne in silence

    about a month ago from web
  30. Summer Games Done Quick starts today,

    about a month ago from web