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I'm not sure what digital magic my cousins' tv is doing to The Simpsons but man is it ever uncanny
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I hate being tired reading a buttload of poorly written code with almost nonexistent documentation. Being tired and reading the code.
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Kobe wtf
about a day ago from web-
@mrmattimation Super tragic man, no way to go out.
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Oh hey Fritz the Cat is 47 years old today. Not sure if Swole Foods could even exist today without that movie.
about 2 days ago from web-
@mrmattimation You follow Bakshi, too? Just saw on Instagram lol
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@scribus More of his animation than the actual content of the films he made, but I did really like Fritz and what it tried to do for the industry as a whole.
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Disney+ has The Simpsons
The Simpsons has an episode with Michelangelo's David
Disney+ has wing-wongabout 3 days ago from web-
@scribus don’t forget Homer’s weird FrankerZ http://rainbowdash.net/url/875430
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I’ve been at work for less than an hour and I’ve had to write up two different employees, this blows
about 4 days ago from web-
@scribus One showed up to work fifteen minutes late yesterday and said “I’m sick and can’t work today” then left. The other one’s been walking around the parking lot asking customers for money, then lied to me when I asked him about it, then kept lying to me when I said I saw him do it.
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@mrmattimation . . . Wow. First one, I kinda feel bad for, but that other? Yikes.
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@scribus Well, if they *were* sick... Physically or mentally. I've called out sick from the parking lot because I felt like another 8 hours on the job would end up cut short (across the wrist).
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Damn, hoped that would turn into "appleing life" :(
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Never buying an Apple product again in my grapeing life
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Manga shirt http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/875427
about 5 days ago from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Got my annual gubmint MiNd CoNtRoL boosterrrrr I mean, flu shot?
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Clearly, I am not to be turned to politically
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Oh, the Rogue Nation of Delta Co... "Adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives, religious education is a new government priority, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide, and court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs."
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Pretty good argument for term limits in Congress: there’s a disturbing amount of Senators who can now say they were the jurors at two separate impeachment trials.
about 6 days ago from web-
@mrmattimation I do feel such a split over term limits. On the one hand, damn re-election, do your job! On the other, I'd hate to see the effects of the loss of the "elder statesperson." So, I usually feel like limits in certain, very key positions (DEFINITELY president!) are just about mandatory, but in others... I just don't know.
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@scribus I mean the “elder statespeople” are all working to cover up crimes committed by the White House so do we really need them
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@mrmattimation These ones? No. But, when it comes to having connections, the ephemeral "I know a guy" moments that get jammed gears turning again, it can still become a high price to pay. I don't have The Answers, but I like to try considering all angles and long-term outcomes. It's why I spend so many decisive moments paralyzed! :D . . . wait, that actually sucks...
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time to deny the american people the right to vote
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i am officially declaring Joe Biden the 2020 underdog on account of how far the media seems to be going to “overcorrect” polling after 2016. Trump has somewhere between an 80 and 100% chance of re-election, if the media is to be believed.
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@mrmattimation More people should play Blackjack with the family at Easter so they get a better intuition of odds vs outcomes
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/joker-laughs until November
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Is there a strategy game out there that basically puts you in the shoes of a politician? Like you have to get support from factions and deal with oppositions and run a government and whatnot? That sounds like something I could play for years
about 6 days ago from web-
@mrmattimation But seriously? I don't know, but that does sound interesting.
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None of Delta Co's Nation States advisors ever suggest any good ideas
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"Trump declares that the hearing proves the whole investigation was a WITCH HUNT! Congressional Democrats say it proves that it is IMPEACHMENT TIME, BABY. Bears continue to poop in the woods." Dave Barry, on 2019. https://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article238523668.html
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I'm proofreading a master thesis for a friend (non-native English speaker) and there are so many little idiosyncratic mistakes. Several times "treats" is written instead of "threats" or "enchanted" instead of "enhanced".
about 8 days ago from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Damn, Sage and Savant dropped a musical act due to a difference of sociopolitical opinion. It's a decision I agree with, but still - it wasn't a thing I imagine anyone actually wanted. Not naming names, but they do share an initialism with which just amuses the permanent child in me.
about 8 days ago from web-
@scribus Yep, that's the one I thought you meant, and that there was some other artist called Sage.
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@scribus I find it funny that the link still works even though the text is censored
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@thismightbeauser lol Yeah, convenient too!
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Bought a rice cooker. Finally well-cooked rice. Just 20 bucks to solve my rice woes. I hate cooking rice in a regular pot because it is hard to get it right there.
about 9 days ago from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@adiwan Throw a chopped potato and some prawns in with the rice, it's the only Iron Chef recipe I've been able to pick up from the show.
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@firestormdangerdash Hmmm....I'm fine with my automatic device. I don't trust high pressure and hot water enough. I already burn myself putting things out of the oven. Steam burns are nastier.
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Ah, yes, taxes are coming up. What are we gonna do on the bed, Uncle Sam?
about 8 days ago from web-
@mrmattimation Rest assured, it's special. He never does this with those rich people he's always hanging around at work. All for you....
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@mrmattimation Eat perfectly cooked rice and watch some Schoolhouse Rock?
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It's double-funny because of those decapitated angel/Baby Yoda cookies
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Headless Baby Yoda due to 3d printer mishap (clogged nozzle). http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/875419
about 10 days ago from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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My own personal Mandela Effect is that I thought the N64 was code-named Dolphin, and the Triforce were color-coded RGB. (That was the grapepost I was after, thanks for waiting)
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@scribus If this isn't some gag I'm missing, both Triforces were colour-coded green and red in the Zelda cartoon, with all three being RGB by the time of Captain N.
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@thelastgherkin Ah damn, I knew I had seen it somewhere!!
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Manga I recommend: "Komi Can't Communicate". Funny, relatable, wholesome, and contains very few "WTF Japan" moments. Shoko Komi, the protagonist, has crippling social anxiety speaking or expressing herself. https://i.imgur.com/tE0sNBT.png
about 11 days ago from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Oh, yeah... Still lost it. Ate a lot of cheese and crackers, tho
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And I actually did come here to say something equally inane, but... not that.
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Nah, but for real, this whole deal feels unreal....
about 11 days ago from web
