Thomas K (zarkanorf)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Jun-11 06:00:40 UTC
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"Loakshine - A Fanfiction" Once upon a hat, Loak was husstling home after a hard day's work of eating sandwiches to meet his beautiful, beautiful wife, Toaster. He barges into the front door, chiming, "GUESS WHO JUST GOT PARTNER~?" before he opens his eyes in SHOCK as he sees Starshine canoodling with his beloved wife, inserting pieces of wheat bread into her slick, hungry mouths. Loak waited until the toast was almost ready before making his move... The toast pops into the air. THEN, WITHOUT WARNING, Loak lunges for the toast as Starshine barely reaches for it. Loak ends up biting Starshine's hand and they do angry kung fu. THEN ZARK ATE TOAST. --- The End.
