TheFunkyTortoise (thefunkytortoise)'s status on Saturday, 23-Jun-12 16:42:37 UTC

TheFunkyTortoise

#spoilers #portal2 Well here we are again, It’s always such a pleasure, Remember when you tried to kill me twice? Oh, how we laughed and laughed, Except I wasn’t laughing, Under the circumstances I’ve been shockingly nice. You want your freedom take it, That’s what I’m counting on, I used to want you dead but, Now I only want you gone. She was a lot like you, (Maybe not quite as heavy), Now little Caroline is in here too. One day they woke me up, So I could live forever, It’s such a shame the same will never happen to you. You’ve got your short, sad life left, That’s what I’m counting on, I’ll let you get right to it, Now I only want you gone. Goodbye, my only friend, Oh, did you think I meant you? That would be funny if it weren’t so sad, Well you have been replaced, I don’t need anyone now, When I delete you maybe I’ll stop feeling so bad. Go make some new disaster, That’s what I’m counting on, You’re someone else’s problem, Now I only want you gone x 3