A Big Pony (bigpony)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Aug-12 17:13:58 UTC
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@nerthos opens on @scribus in a crap cadilac. He's the only one on the new freeway as it hasn't officially been opened yet. He eventually gets pulled off the thing by a giant magnet and as soon as he's off, they open it officially. Him and a bunch of street racers battle it out for who gets on the freeway first (spoilers:he loses) and the car transforms into a mercedes. Once on though, he spins around and drives backwards. After a minute, he spins back around and ends up hitting a tollboth continuously as sad music plays. His right door falls off and he falls out before he can drive away revealing that he was DJ Pauly D the whole time. The tollboth guy then hesitantly steals the now trashy car and does a 180, screaming in slow motion as the body gets run over by thousands of cars. Ending: cut to news broadcaster saying "a lot of gangsters died in the incident as well, but no one cares about them."
