Michael (throwio)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Dec-12 01:05:41 UTC
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@colfax bananas act as a wide array of weapons packed in one, you receive twenty times the amount of ionizing radiation from eating a banana than you would get by sitting next to a human(very close, like, as close as you would be in bed) you can trip people with bananas (there where 9,972 deaths in the world from slipping in one year alone(2004)) and people can choke on bananas (I will not say these stats) but other than that, bananas are good.
