clarity's status on Monday, 04-Mar-13 14:12:57 UTC

  1. Murphy's third law of makeup: if you try to put makeup on when you're running late, you will ALWAYS get eyeliner on your hand and end up with that eyeliner smeared around your mouth, making it look like you're trying to grow some sort of almost beard.

    Monday, 04-Mar-13 14:12:57 UTC from web in context