treesy's status on Thursday, 14-Mar-13 18:26:24 UTC
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#totw Joe's focus was broken by a monstrous Quack! Jumping around, Joe came face to face with one of the most feared creatures in Zebrica; the Rhinoceduck. With the body of a rhinoceros and the head of a duck, the mere sight of this beast would send many combat bakers running. Before Joe could consider that, the creature began to charge. In desperation, Joe plunged his mouth into the oil and pulled out one of the discs holding it in front of him as a makeshift shield. Like all of Joe's attempts at baked armaments however, it was too soft and fluffy the horn went straight through it. Joe screamed, waiting for the impending impalement... He opened his eyes in shock, however, as a new taste entered his mouth. For you see, the Rhinoceduck's horn had made a hole right through the centre of the protective pastry, sending the centre into Joe's screaming mouth. The creature too was fascinated by this creation, ignoring Joe as it removed the pastry from it's horn and devoured it.
