John Larson (schwarzen)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-13 22:20:22 UTC

  1. John Larson John Larson

    RT @snowcone SO ONE DAY WIDGET WALKED INTO THE ROOM, AND HE WAS LIKE "HELLO NERTHOS I HAVE RETURNED WITH MY BIG MUSCLE CHEST AND MY SHIRT UNDONE?" AND THEN NERTHOS SAID "OOOOOOH WIDGET~" AND THEN WIDGET GRABBED HIM AND SAID "LET'S DO IT," AND THEN WHISPERED INTO HIS EAR, "AND I WILL LEAVE MY 502 ON." MEANWHILE, THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY, PEOPLE WERE FAINTING AND TURNING GAY. it was awesome. THE END # #

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